No, seriously. In an interview with the British mag More, the English lass confesses that she thinks her butt is too flat and her breasts are too small. Or as she puts it:
“I’d love to have tits, but I don’t – I have pecs.”
Oh ho, so celebrities really are humans, too? Keira goes on:
“I hate my body. I like so many other people’s bodies. I like legs – a good pair of legs on someone else always makes me jealous!… I know my looks won’t last forever. In five years time I will probably be having Botox, face-lifts, nose jobs and false hair!”
Oh, Keira, don’t worry, you’ll always have me as a stalker — er, I mean, fan.
Ahem.
Here are some pictures of Keira (supposedly) nude in a bed that proves she’s way overthinking this.
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