Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson Engaged, Future Divorce Details Imminent

19 July 2006

Topics: Celebrities in Bikinis, Pamela Anderson

You kinda figured Pamela Anderson, with her fake gigantic boobs and equally fake swollen lips, would somehow end up in a trailer park sooner or later. I mean, she looks the part, and now she’s going to follow up on it by marrying the White Trashiest rock star of them all, Kid “Detroit is Heaven, Even if it is a Steaming Pile of Sh*t of a City” Rock. I really have nothing else to say on this matter, except, in service of the happy couple’s impending nuptials and inevitable divorce proceedings, here’s Pamela Anderson still on the beach in a black bikini. I’ve cropped out pictures of the son because, frankly, when you’re ogling a hot woman with giant boobs, you don’t wanna be thinking that her son is sitting nearby because, well, that’s just so wrong in so many ways.

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