So when I heard that Evangeline Lilly has split up with her fiance from Lost (you know, the short Scottish guy?), I was waiting for her phone call, but for some reason it never came. Oh well. I’d prefer to get a call from Kristen Bell anyways, who according to the tabloids have since split up with her boyfriend. I don’t know the guy’s name, I don’t know what he looks like, I only know that Kristen Bell is now single and ready to mingle, and I’m giving out my phone number. Call me, Kristen! (Or write. You can just write, if you want. We can start a long-distance correspondence, and then you can “accidentally” show up in my city, and then we’d go out for coffee, and then one thing would lead to another…) Gee, I better fix up my basement!
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