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If Australian babe Krystal Forscutt doesn’t get better looking or more sexy everytime I see one of her magazine spreads (this one in Zoo), I’ll be a monkey’s uncle’s bald butt. But I’m not, because it’s true — Krystal Forscutt just keeps getting hotter everytime I see her in a magazine layout. Seriously, whatever they’re feeding these Aussies Down Under, they need to keep it up, because if even one-tenth of the women looks like Krystal over there, it’s a good thing no one decided to close that prison continent. Anyhoo, get some Krystal Forscutt and call me in the morning.

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