Leonardo DiCaprio Takes Time out from Banging Supermodels to Save the World
Leonardo DiCaprio was recently at Cannes to promote his new documentary “The 11th Hour”, the premise of which is basically, “Change your ways or die!!!!” You know, when I see Leo in his $5,000 tuxedo and $200 haircut telling me that I gotta shape up and save the world because of Global Warming, I don’t know rather to applaud him or beat the living crap out of his smarmy ass. Just forgetting for an instant that the Global Warming debate is FAR from finished, despite what Cappy and his buddy Al Gore will have you believe, I just find the idea of Leo telling me it’s my fault that Global Warming is happening and that I better change my evil ways today or else to be kind of annoying. Hey, Leo — stop flying to Cannes, France in your private jet and riding those gas guzzling limos to your movie premieres, and then we’ll talk about how Global Warming is my fault, you punk ass.
So what exactly will Leo do if I DON’T change my ways? Maybe he’ll cry like a little baby in-between banging hot supermodels. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
In case you’re wondering, this is what Leo is currently “doing” to save the world. God bless him.
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