Lesbian Portia de Rossi Rear-Ended by Two Guys

4 September 2006

Topics: Portia de Rossi

I bet you never thought you’d hear that title, huh? After all, Portia de Rossi has hooked up with America’s most famous lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. The two gal, er, “pals” got into a car accident in Los Angeles on Friday when some drunken chick rear-ended two guys parked behind DeGeneres and Portia who in turn rear-ended our two girls. And yes, this story is dumb, but I’ll be damn if I’m going to let the opportunity to write that title slip through my little fingers. Muahahahahahhaha.

And since Portia de Rossi is prety and Ellen DeGeneres is not, here are pictures of Portia de Rossi. Not getting rear-ended, alas…

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