Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Wow. When was the last time we saw this? I remember it well. Way back in the summer of 2006. Back when you couldn’t go a day without Lindsay parading around in a different itty bitty bikini. Back then, ol Lindsay was feeling her oats something mighty, and could care less if the world got a glimpse of her many, oh so many freckles. She was hot, alright, and she knew it, and she wanted you to know and appreciate it too. Nowadays, all you hear from Lindsay is how she’s trying to quit the booze and drugs and how she’s dating some lesbian DJ chick. You know, totally uninteresting stuff from a male point of view. I mean, God, the lesbian chick is uglier than some of the guys that regularly cranks one off to those stripper scenes from “I Know Who Killed Me”, for God’s sake. But wait — Lindsay is back in a bikini in 2009! Hallelujah! Now maybe she can trade up for a lipstick lesbian. Can you say, instant threesome fantasies?
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