And they say it doesn’t pay to be a celebrity in America. Suckers! The latest celeb to escape the hangman’s noose despite a string of arrests and borderline psychopathic activity is Lindsay Lohan, who manages to avoid the same fate that befell Paris Hilton late last night. The troublesome starlet has escaped a lengthy stint in prison after striking a plea bargain with authorities. Lohan will get a day of jail time and serve 10 days of community service, as well as complete a (*cough*HAR HAR*cough*) drug treatment program under the deal. Yet another reason why I’m moving to L.A. as soon as I get famous. Hell, where else can you commit crimes with impunity and get away with it? God Bless L.A.! And now, in unrelated news, bikini pictures of Lindsay Lohan wearing an ankle bracelet.
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