Lindsay Lohan is desperate to visit Iraq and entertain the troops like her idol Marilyn Monroe, but only if she can make the trip with New York Senator Hillary “I Got Yer Marriage of Convenience Right ‘Ere!” Clinton. Which begs the question: Does she really want to visit the troops, or to go somewhere with Clinton? One would think that if all she wanted to do was entertain the troops, she could just contact the USO and they’d send her over on the next flight; and apparently Clinton’s office said likewise.
This from Yahoo News:
“It’s so amazing seeing [Marilyn Monroe] just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be,” Lohan tells [Elle Magazine], adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.
A spokesman for [Senator Hillary Clinton] offered a slightly different take on Lohan’s contact with the New York Democrat’s office.
“It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO,” said spokesman Philippe Reines.
No duh.
But if Lindsay ever makes it over to Iraq, here’s hoping she’ll “entertain” the troops in this get-up. Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would most definitely get Al Qaeda to surrender. Or at least re-think that whole 72 virgins in Heaven deal they have going.
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