Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

While still trying to get the bad taste of looking at Samaire Armstrong’s featureless pictures out of my mouth, I’ve come to the conclusion that Hollywood is sick. I mean, shit, I don’t know what that hillside is dishing out, but it’s singlehandedly wiping away all sense of what it means to be feminine in favor of skinny waifs with mosquito bumps for breasts. Here’s a real woman: Lucy Pinder, a Page 3 glamour model from across the pond. Notice the curves. Notice the healthy body shape. Notice the breasts. I’d take Lucy over Natalie Portman, Samaire Armstrong, and Nicole Ritchie any hour of the day. God bless the Brits.

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