Madonna May or May Not Have Adopted an African Kid

| October 5, 2006 |

So depending on who you believe, faux British singer/actress/attention whore Madonna may or may not have adopted a 1-year old African kid from the African nation of Malawi this week. Malawi officials say Madonna has “selected” (whatever the hell that means) a kid from a group of 12 (what did they do, line these poor kids up against a wall for her to choose?), but Madonna’s rep says she didn’t adopt anyone, but is just in Malawi to help build orphangages and probably fondle herself while hanging from a cross or some such. Because, you know, that’s who I think of when I need to hammer in some nails and shingles — friggin Madonna.

Of course we all know the real reason for this Madonna trip to Malawi, don’t we? Madonna is tired of Angelina Jolie getting all the Mother Teresa treatment for her African efforts, and as the kids would say, she wants a piece of the action.

So in service of that, here are some Angelina Jolie pictures, because frankly, Madonna hasn’t been attractive since she shoved a camera up her cooter to make that “Sex” book of hers. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, just keeps getting hotter as she keeps getting crazier.

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