Mariah Carey Thinks Clothes are for Chumps

9 August 2006

Topics: Mariah Carey

Sometimes I wonder why Mariah Carey doesn’t just wake up naked, go to bed naked, and walk around naked. She certainly seems inclined to sing naked, if these pictures of her onstage are any indication. You’ve probably seen her videos, where she’s always wearing as little as possible. But what’s really disturbing about Mariah is how uncomfortable she looks walking around half-naked. The thing is, I don’t think she is uncomfortable, but she just has that, “Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m barely wearing any clothes” facial expression. Very odd.

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