Some people enter politics to right the wrongs of society, and others see an opportunity to make a lot of money and go all corrupt on Lincoln’s ass. In the case of Mary Carey? I’m pretty sure she fits into the former category. Angelina Jolie, eat your heart out! The star of such cinematic masterpieces as “Boobsville Sorority Girls” and “Cheerleader School” says that this time (she, and everyone else on the ballot, lost to Ah-nuld last time out) she’s serious. But there’s a problem: she only has 40 of the the required 164,000 signatures to get on the ballot.
From Yahoo News:
Undaunted, Carey said she would enter the race as a write-in candidate and barnstorm across California colleges in a “shock the vote” tour aimed at her core constituency: young men.
Carey, who announced in December that she had lost weight, replaced her teeth and acquired new, size 36-D breasts, drew a throng of photographers and gawkers as she entered the building, inspiring one man to call out: “Mary, you’re thinner!”
The porn star responded: “Thank you. Smoking cigarettes and quitting birth control.”
So remember, kids, if you want to make it in this world like Mary Carey, smoke a lot of cigarettes and quit taking those bothersome birthing control pills. Sounds like good advice to me! Mary should think about becoming an advice columnist instead…
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