Meet the Divorce Lawyers: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are Splitsville

15 August 2006

Topics: Celebrity Divorces, Shanna Moakler

I’m betting that the reason former playboy playmate and sometimes wannabe actress Shanna Moakler is splitting from her husband, Blink 182 drummer and tattoo fiend Travis Barker, is because of all the tattoos. I mean, come on, when you’re tatting your friggin’ neck, you got a problem, man. Or maybe it’s the curse of the MTV reality show, as Barker and Moakler becomes the second couple to split after being featured in their very own MTV reality show where every episode was about how much they love each other and wabby wobby doo doo. Mind you, not that I’m gloating. (But seriously, Barker needs to chill with the tattoos. What’re you gonna tell your grandkids when you’re 90, Barker? Dumbass.)

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