Yes, that’s right, ladies and gentlemen. The biggest question in the known universe: “Is there a living being still willing to exchange bodily fluids with Paris Hilton in the year 2006?” The answer has arrived: “Yes!” And it’s a ferret. That lives in a dark, skanky alleway behind a trash bin. (Okay, so there’s probably a whole story behind this, and a really good reason why Paris is swapping spit with a ferret next to a trash bin, but who cares; it’s a great chance to make fun of Paris “I Got Yer Talent Right ‘Ere!” Hilton, and we’re taking it. That’s just how we like to roll.) ((By the way, am I the only one who is getting flashes of a South Park episode here…?))
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