So apparently Megan Fox has been engaged to, and has been dating Brian Austin Green (yes, the guy from Beverly Hills 90210, the white suburban guy who wanted to be a rapper, the epitome of the ’90s wigger) for the last four years. Well that was then, this is now. According to tabloid-y sources, one of the hottest girls on the planet has called off the engagement, claiming she’s too young (she’s 22 — which means BAG was hitting that when she was 18 — my man!) to be marrying some dude whose career has him headed back to TV while hers, on the other hand, has a thriving movie career that may or may not be because of her uber hot body and puffy lips. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Megan Fox’s career is exploding because she’s very talented. (And very, very, VERY hot.)
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