Megan Fox Likes it Hard and Long

14 December 2007

Topics: Megan Fox

In this week’s Totally Unnecessary Phallic Symbol of the Day, Megan Fox likes it very hard and very long. I’m talking about the glass thingamagig they give to winners of the Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards, of course. (What did you think I mean? Hush your dirty mind!) And no, I don’t know what the Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards is, and I don’t really want to know. It’s probably for something lame because if the Oscars or Golden Globes are lame, how unlame can something called the “Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough” not be? My point exactly. Now watch Megan Fox get her hand on something hard and long and let’s call it a day.


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