Melania Trump and the Beast

13 October 2006

Topics: Melania Trump

Looking at Donald Trump, you have to wonder who would marry this guy, and why. Well a lot of women have taken a stab at taming The Donald, but it appears as if only one woman has succeeded, Melania Trump. And of course by “succeeded” I mean until he gets bored and marries a woman 10 years younger than her. But I digress. She’s certainly pretty enough, and if you pay attention, she even does that squinty eye thing that Trump likes to do. I don’t know how Trump gets all these hot girls. It must be the toupee. Hot chicks dig furry toupees.

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