Michael Vick Gets 23 Months for Dog Fighting Charges

11 December 2007

Topics: Sports Stuff

Oh, Michael Vick. So talented, so elusive, so … FRAKKIN’ STUPID. Here’s Michael Vick’s train of thought: “Gee, since I make millions and millions throwing a little pigskin around and doing commercials, why don’t I dabble a little in dog fighting? Because, you know, that’s fun and whatnot.” You dumb ass moron. Michael Vick has gotten himself a 23-month sentence for dogfighting charges in a Virginia courtroom earlier this week. He’ll probably be able to make parole in half that time (if not less), but will the NFL take him back? Or more to the point, will anyone not living in Atlanta take him back?

Michael Vick — From This:

Michael Vick Gets 23 Months for Dog Fighting Charges

To This:

Michael Vick Gets 23 Months for Dog Fighting Charges

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


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