Mike Huckabee is so Tough, Chuck Norris is Scared of Him

19 November 2007

Topics: Chuck Norris, Funny Stuff, Random Politics

Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is so tough, even Chuck Norris is afraid of him, and you know damn well that Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of no man, living or dead, or somewhere in-between. It’s also probably because Huckabee is so tough that Chuck voluntarily did this endorsement video ad for him, even though we all know Huckabee doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the election. You know what’s the funniest thing about this ad? Chuck is an actor (well sort of, you know what I mean), but his line reading is stilted as heck, while Huckabee is a politician, and his line delivery is as smooth as silk! Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? Oh, Chuck, if I wasn’t afraid you would come to my house and beat the crap out of me, I’d call you silly. Here’s Chuck’s ad for Mike Huckabee.


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