So girls, has this ever happened to you? Your boyfriend/husband/lesbian lover invites you to the beach, and you think, “Cool, this is the perfect time to show off my brand new Jenny Craig body! Thanks, Jenny Craig!” And as soon as you arrive at the beach, who is already there, but a Victoria’s Secret supermodel in an itty bitty bikini? Man, talk about a bummer! Granted, Miranda Kerr is no Marisa Miller, and her body, though quite nice, is not the tight, incredible physique of a Marisa, but it’s not like we’re looking at chop liver here, kids. Check out Miranda Kerr getting in on the bikini action in a public beach. What are the chances that you’ll run into a Victoria’s Secret supermodel at the beach? Probably better than average if you’ve been stalking her. If not, then not so much.
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