Miranda Kerr is Leggy
Now I’m not saying that Miranda Kerr has such long legs that she could probably kick me in the nuts all the way from Australia, but I am saying that if she warned me she was going to do it, I would probably take precautions. You know, just to be safe. As my gramps always says, it’s better to be safe than sorry. Of course, my gramps also thinks aliens abduct him every night and anal probe him, but who’s to say he’s wrong and I’m wrong? But nevermind all that. Where were we? Oh right. Miranda Kerr is one of the leggiest supermodels out there right now, which is probably not true, but for the purposes of this post, let’s just assume it is and go with it. Please to enjoy.
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