Miranda Kerr’s Heavenly Kiss
Australian supermodel and newest Victoria’s Secret gal Miranda Kerr was recently somewhere selling something called Heavenly Kiss, which I think is a shoe or something, for her slave masters at Victoria’s Secret (I spit on your need for research — PFFT!), and she was looking awfully good doing it, too. But then again, she is a world renown supermodel, after all, so looking awfully good doing things is pretty much the only criteria she had to meet, and oh my does Miranda Kerr ever meet said criteria. In fact, I’m pretty sure she would look stunning beating a baby seal with a club, which, I hear, the Victoria’s Secret models have to do at least once a month in order to maintain their girlish figure.
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