The Random Page

There’s nothing wrong with second place, especially in the Miss Universe pageant. Even if you didn’t win, you’re still the second greatest woman in the universe. Okay, so that whole “universe” thing is overplayed. I mean, come on, whose to say there isn’t a better looking woman in other parts of the universe? Maybe someone who can blow bubbles with their toes or something would surely win the talent competition. But in any case, here’s our little tribute to the runner-up at the recent Miss Universe pageant — Brazil’s Natalia Guimaraes, who lose to Miss Japan in Mexico City. Of course she’s mostly in a bikini in these pictures. What, we’re gonna put her in a housecoat? Get a clue!

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