If you’re one of those people who still watches such things as the Miss Universe beauty pageant, then you may be wondering who won last night’s hullabaloo. The winner is Miss Japan Riyo Mori, a 20-year-old dancer who dreams of opening her own international dance studio. She’ll be able to do so if she doesn’t go bad like past beauty pageant winners. (sough*Tara Connor*cough). Miss USA Rachel Smith came in 4th, probably because she slipped and fell during the evening gown segment of the show. You know, it’s hard to look sexy when you’re sitting on your ass, but I digress.
And now that a new Miss Universe has been crowned, you know what that means. “What does she look like in a bikini?” Hey, you were thinking that, too? Here she is. God I love the Internet.
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