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For a beauty pageant, there sure were a lot of uglies in the recent Miss USA 2008 pageant. After breezing through the beauty pageant’s swimsuit (aka two-piece bikini) event, it’s hard to figure out how some of these girls managed to win not only their state, but their city. I can only imagine these girls must have a rich sugar daddy that bought their ticket, because there’s no way in hell some of these horse faces should be in anything with the words “beauty” and “pageant” in them. But nevermind them, let’s focus on the best of the best: here are the 10 best bikini bods and faces in the 2008 Miss USA event. (And no, Miss Texas, who actually won the whole thing, doesn’t even make the list.)

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