The more she opens her mouth, the more the world knows that Miss USA Tara Conner has been a bad, bad, bad girl. Besides going around slurping alcohol while underage, Miss USA has admitted that she was also a cocaine fiend. But did she ever get messed up during beauty pagents? Oh Gosh no, says the disgraced beauty queen. Says Conner about her hard drinking ways: “Things started unraveling for me very early, at a very young age. Probably about around 14. I have the disease of alcoholism and addiction.” She should give Mel Gibson a call. And then speed dial that guy from “Grey’s Anatomy” who has the addiction of being a bigot, Washington-what’s-his-name. Read more about Miss USA’s long laundry list of addictions here.
But wait, there is an upside to all this downer stories about Miss USA. Here’s a nice little excerpt to get you guys all ready for the future:
“There was a conversation between Mr. Trump and Playboy, but this is not something that Tara wants to do at this point in time. She feels it is inappropriate,” the spokeswoman said.
Did you hear that? “Is not something that wants to do at this point in time.” Muwahahahahahha. Here are more Tara Conner to look forward to (just imagine these pictures without those pesky clothes on.)
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