Our very doable model of the day is the underrated Doutzen Kroes, a Victoria’s Secret model who doesn’t get nearly the screentime of your Gisele, Adriana, or Alessandra. I’m guessing the fact that her name is Doutzen Kroes might have something to do with it. I could be wrong, of course, but it’s probably easier to sell “Here’s Adriana!” than, say, “Look, it’s Doutzen, and she’s selling perfume!” “Who?” “Doutzen!” “What is that, someone’s name? Sounds like spoiled ham.” Et cetera, et cetera. Joe Q. Public may not be ready for Doutzen, but we at the Random Page are more than ready. And of course by “ready” what I mean we’ve already unbotton our pants and are now working on the zipper.
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