There’s nothing like coming home from a hard day at work to find the woman of your dreams waiting for you in nothing but black silk knickers. Yes, that’s exactly what Monica Bellucci’s husband goes home to on a regular basis when he’s not running around the country of France screaming about how lucky he is, and how we all suck for not having Monica Bellucci waiting at home for us. That frog bastard. But hey, we can dream, can’t we? Here’s Monica Bellucci waiting for you at home. I’m sure she’s got dinner ready in the dining room and is running your bath right now as we speak. And don’t worry, you won’t be bathing alone, she’ll join you in a few minutes. Oh, thank you state of total self-delusion…
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