Most Phallic Picture of the Day: Carrie Underwood at the CMA

9 November 2007

Topics: Carrie Underwood

You know, if I was a lesser man, I would have all kinds of nutty (i.e. really, really funny) captions for this picture of Carrie Underwood at the Country Music Awards show, where she apparently won a ton of awards. Or two, actually. I think she won two. Maybe she won more, but she just couldn’t hold both of them up at once. Which leads me to our Most Phallic Picture of the Day, which just happens to involve the oh-so-sweet Carrie Underwood backstage at the CMA proudly displaying her hardware and, um, eliciting all kinds of bad imagery in my mind. I am so going to hell.

Carrie Underwood at the CMA

Carrie Underwood at the CMA


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