Naomi Campbell is a Menace to Society

You’ve probably heard about the human battering ram named Naomi Campbell, who is apparently quite the violent beeyatch if you cross her or look at her crosseye from across the street. Here’s news that Campbell has been arrested yet again for assaulting another woman in London, and was recently released on bail. Who knew being freakishly tall for a woman and skinny as all get out was a license to assault? Although in all fairness to other models, I’ve never heard of anyone else being as insane as Campbell, so maybe it’s just her.

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