Naomi Campbell is one Crazy Bitch

3 April 2008

Topics: Hollywood Mugshots, Naomi Campbell

Seriously, why haven’t we put this crazy bitch in prison yet? She’s a menace to not only herself and everyone around her, but the general public at large. She’s beaten the crap out of her assistants, thrown people down stairs, and stabbed my aunt (or at least that’s what my aunt says; she could be lying, but I don’t think she’d make something like that up, would she?), and now, her latest escapade has Naomi Campbell spitting at a cop at London’s Heathrow Airport. No idea if this was before or after she was removed from a British Airways flight in handcuffs.

More:

Police handcuffed Campbell on board a plane and removed her from a flight, an airport spokeswoman and witnesses said.

Earlier, reports said Campbell had been arrested for allegedly spitting at a police officer.

“We can confirm that a passenger was removed by police from a BA (British Airways) flight this afternoon,” she said.

The 37-year-old Londoner, who is known for her quick temper, was aggressive and abusive to staff, passengers alleged.

Witnesses said she was handcuffed on board the aircraft, which had not taken off.

Here’s her list of, shall we say, encounters with the law:

She was sentenced in January 2007 after pleading guilty to reckless assault, and also ordered to attend a two-day anger management course and pay her victim’s medical expenses.

In 2000, Campbell pleaded guilty in Toronto to an assault charge for beating an assistant while making a film in Canada in 1998. Under an agreement with prosecutors, Campbell expressed remorse and was released without punishment or a criminal record.

Egads. You just know that this girl is doing this because she can get away with it. If she tried doing it with someone from Texas, for instance, she’d lose her teeth. All of them.

But hey, at least she’s still somewhat bangable, right? You don’t need teeth for that. In fact, lack of teeth would be preferable.

Naomi Campbell


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