A Blonde Natalie Portman is Feeling a Little Nippy

My theory that Natalie Portman is, in fact, a 12-year old boy disguised as a girl takes a hit today with these pictures of Natalie Portman on the streets of New York feeling, apparently, a little “nippy”. (Isn’t it like 105 degrees in New York this month?) I’m guessing that the big black guy walking with her is her bodyguard, as, well, why in the world would Natalie Portman be walking around New York ignoring a big black guy who is apparently following her. Well actually, now that I look at the picture again, the guy really isn’t that big, so maybe he’s just someone hounding her for an autograph or somethin’, because I don’t think he’s a friend from the way she’s acting like the dude doesn’t even exist. (And hey check it out, the Natser is blonde again.)

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