Nick Lachey Wants Jessica Simpson’s Money — D’oh!

20 February 2006

Topics: Jessica Simpson

After their split, Nick Lachey (re: the one without a career) is going after his ex Jessica Simpson (re: the one with the career) for fianancial support. How lame! Not only is this guy a total loser (dude, you don’t ask the woman to support your ass!), but he’s so totally going to burn his bridges. That means no more getting into Jessica pants. Look at the pics below — wouldn’t you want to leave room to hit that? Included is Jessica’s GQ layout.

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