Someone call David Hasselhoff, that poor Ethiopian child is drowning in the ocean — oh wait, that’s Nicole Richie, looking more and more like a walking corpse everyday. Holy Mother of God and all that is not right in Heaven. Someone please get this girl into some sort of celeb rehab where they will stuff food into her and cleanse her mind of the Hollywood programming that convinces her “thin is in”. If that face of hers gets anymore sharper, I’m afraid she’s going to slice open the air swirling around her and kill it, and then what will the rest of us breathe?
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