Nicole Richie’s Bag of Bones Almost Does her In

30 August 2006

Topics: Nicole Richie

Wouldn’t it be funny if you woke up one day and read, “Nicole Richie trips over her own bony leg, gets impaled on bony elbows”? I mean, it could happen. Then again, this headline is also possible, “Nicole Richie trips on bony elbow, skewers young boy with bony face.” But I digress. Here’s Bag of Bones herself, Nicole Richie, and trucker/poseur boyfriend Brody Jenner. Check out how indifferent Jenner is to Richie’s stumbling ways. I tell you, I laughed my ass off so hard when I saw this, I just had to post it. Stupid rich people rock!


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