The only time I’m aware that the TV show Desperate Housewives is even still on the air is when ABC shows promos for it whenever the show is about to start another new season. I would actually try to watch the bloody thing, except I have a penis, and I’m not allowed to watch and enjoy such a show. Having said that, there is one thing about Desperate Housewives that I have no problems enjoying — Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini, proving once again that age ain’t got nothing on this hardbody. Now the pessimist in me says that Nicollette Sheridan has her doctor’s number on speed dial, because how else does a 45-year old woman maintain such a body; but the optimist in me says, “Who gives a shit?” And now, to the main event: Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini. You have GOT to be kidding.
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