File this one under, “Now that just ain’t right, baby,” with news that Nicole Kidman has banned sex with Keith Urban until their marriage night on June 25. Now I don’t know all that much about Urban, but being as that we share the same man genes, I’m willing to bet this is not good news for our country singer. Read on…
Says Nicole about the ban:
“Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night.”
And where did she get this brilliant idea from? Why, no other than Russell “Give me back my phone, dammit!” Crowe.
Here’s a small sampling of what Keith won’t be getting a piece of for a whole month, the poor bastard:
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