No More Meat for Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson has officially said “no mas” to meat. Er, I mean, you know, the beef kind, not the, er, other kind. (She’s also retired from porn, too, FYI.) Anyways, it’s confession time: back in the day, when I was a younger man, I might have indulged in a Jenna Jameson movie or two. Or twenty. Look, I was really lonely back then, okay? But I digress. What I’m trying to say is, the Jenna Jameson that I used to watch on all those lonely nights (and morning, and afternoon) look nothing like the Jenna Jameson that I’m seeing now. I don’t know what she’s gone and done with herself, maybe it’s just the massive weight loss that has altered her features nearly completely. Which goes to show you that meat is good for you, especially retired porn princesses. Here’s Jenna Jameson showing off her new PETA ad.
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