No More Simulated Sex for Angelina Jolie?

I knew Angelina Jolie’s Mother Teresa goin’ ways would soon have a negative impact on the rest of us. Jolie has recently said that she will no longer be doing any “racy scenes” in movies, thanks to her present status as a mom of three and marriage to Brad “Too Lucky to be Alive” Pitt. Anyways, Jolie is currently in India shooting “A Mighty Heart”, about the killing of U.S. Journalist Daniel Pearl by one of those misunderstood terrorists Hollywood and George Clooney loves so much. See, I knew all that galloping across the globe doing good was going to come back and kick us in the ass, guys. No more “Original Sin” or “Gia”? Now I gotta watch an Angelina Jolie movie for the — gasp — acting???? Say it ain’t so, Angie!

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