Nuts Popping with Kelly Brook

31 March 2008

Topics: Kelly Brook

In an interview with a recent issue of Nuts magazine (damn, love that name; almost as good as “Nuts and Butter”; almost), which she also shows up in (pictures below for those of you who can’t wait), British glamour model turned actress (well, sort of) says about her new life in California: “My breasts are very popular in California. And they go mad for my teeth as well!” I don’t know about the second part, but the first part I gotta agree with. And guess what, Kelly, your breasts aren’t just popular in California, they’re applauded all around the U.S. of A. Now if only she’ll dump Billy Zane and give me a call already. I’m going to give her one more week, and then no more second chances, Kelly.

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