Oliver Stone Does Afghanistan

17 October 2006

Topics: Arielle Kebbel, Movie Stuff

I don’t trust Oliver Stone. Sure, he’s the guy that gave us classics like “Scarface” and “Wall Street”, but he’s also the douche bag that gave us “Comandante”, his love song to murderous Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. And let’s not forget the piece of excrement that was “Alexander”. But in any case, Ollie plans to do yet another 9/11-based film, this time about the invasion of Afghanistan, and the CIA’s part in bringing down the Taliban. Sounds innocuous enough from an American-hating POV, but I’m sure Ollie will be able to slip in all manner of anti-American crap, especially since it’s very popular these days in Lalaland to diss the War on Terror, so I’m sure Ollie feels perfectly safe to do so.

Now I love me a war movie, but I would love it more if they cast Arielle Kebbel in it. I don’t know what kind of role she could possibly play in a gritty war flick, but maybe she could be a secret CIA mole sent to kill Bin Laden just after seducing him by doing a strip tease in his cave or something.

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