OMG. Danica Patrick Finally Wins a Race
Will miracles never cease. After being hyped for what seems like decades, Indy Racing’s most bangable driver, Danica Patrick, has finally won herself a race. Yes, that’s right, the darling of Indy Racing has actually won a race after being hyped endlessly by ESPN. I guess now she can add a trophy to her cabinet full of Sports Illustrated issues and modeling pics. She finally won the trophy at the Indy Japan 300, her 50th start, at the still-hot age of 26. She was emotional after the winning, saying, “When it actually happened, maybe it was a little anticlimactic,” she said. “Then the emotions came out and that was a little girly of me.” Aaaaaaaaaah.


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