Let’s face it, all those R&B songs (basically, everything by R. Kelly, except the ones where he has sex with the under age girl and pees on her), are bullshit. What do these songs usually say? Something about rubbing her down and making love her to her all night. As every guy knows, no one has sex all night; it’s next to impossible. And guys aren’t generally very good when it comes to sex. (Or at least that’s what I tell my girlfriends. I think they believe me; when they giggle, it means they believe you, right?) Now here’s an R&B music video that tells it like it really is. Now look, girl, the reason why I don’t want to take my shirt off during sex is because I just had a big lunch. (Boston Market!)
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