Oprah Winfrey Tops Forbes’ 2007 Most Powerful Celebrity List

15 June 2007

Topics: Madonna, Paris Hilton

It’s official: Oprah Winfrey has more power than God himself. Or at the very least, she’s got more money than him. And whose to say Oprah Winfrey isn’t, in fact, God in disguise? Hmm, something to think about there, kids. Anyways, in Forbes Magazine’s annual list of “100 Most Powerful Celebrities”, Oprah knocked off last year’s king, Tom Cruise, and jailbird sent Paris Hilton tumbling off the list completely. Golfing fool Tiger Woods came in second (seriously, golf?), while aging skank Madonna somehow managed to fake her way into third. Aging rockers The Rolling Stones clung to #4, while Brad Pitt handsomed his way into #5.

Here are the top 25. You can head over here to see the rest. (And the number after their name? That’s how much they made in 2007.)

1 Oprah Winfrey 260
2 Tiger Woods 100
3 Madonna 72
4 Rolling Stones 88
5 Brad Pitt 35
6 Johnny Depp 92
7 Elton John 53
8 Tom Cruise 31
9 Jay-Z 83 10
10 Steven Spielberg 110
11 Tom Hanks 74
12 Grey’s Anatomy cast 33
13 Howard Stern 70
14 Angelina Jolie 20
15 David Beckham 33
16 Phil Mickelson 42
17 David Letterman 40
18 Bon Jovi 67
19 Donald Trump 32
20 Celine Dion 45
21 Simon Cowell 45
22 U2 30
23 Kobe Bryant 33
24 Michael Schumacher 36
25 Shaquille O’Neal 32


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