The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Lisa Gleave is a former Deal or No Deal model. You know, one of those girls who hold the suitcase and wait for idiots to call out the briefcase number, and then they open it, and the idiot decides if he wants a couple of free thousand dollars or to keep playing, and the idiots always invariably keep playing and end up losing it all? Yeah, that show. Actually, I’m not sure if Lisa Gleave left the show or if she’s still on it. Yes, I suppose I could do some research and find out, but whatever, you ain’t the boss of me. Lisa Gleave brings the Wednesday lingerie goodness.

Groovy beats. Freaky vids. You know, classic German shit.

Let me guess, you have no idea who Brendha Haddad is, do you? You’re such a dummy head! Anyways, that makes two of us. What I do know about Brendha Haddad is that she recently showed up on the pages of Mexico’s version of Maxim, so from that scant little evidence, I’m going to go with the assumption that she comes to us with some Latina flavor to her. I could be wrong, of course, but I’ve never let that stop me before. Check out some Brendha Haddad and call me in the morning. No, wait, don’t call me. What are we, friends now?

I have a love-hate relationship with Summer. For one, Summer is just so, well, Summerific. Meaning, scorching heat, especially where I live. But then again, the heat also drives the hotties of Hollywood over to Hawaii, where they do the two-piece bikini thing and frolick about on the beach. There’s nothing hotter than celebrities frolicking about on the beach, let me tell you. Here’s Nicole Scherzinger, who we haven’t heard from in a while, reminding us that there was a reason we are so obsessed with her to begin with. One word: holy shit that’s a hot bikini body!

Everyone with eyes knows that Kate Hudson has always had one of the best bodies in all of Hollywood. It’s not like it’s all genetics, too, though there’s certainly some of that. The girl just works hard on keeping that body tight and hot, and it pays off whenever she slips on a bikini and does the beach frolicking thing that we love so much from our hot celebrities. Anyways, here’s your Monday post, with a seductive looking Kate Hudson. Hey, you thought I just make these post headlines up for no reasons? This’ll show you.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by Vanessa Minnillo. Hey, remember Vanessa Minnillo? You know, the pretty girl who used to date that Nick Lachey guy? You remember Nick Lachey, right? He used to be a member of some band. Or something. Anyways, it’s been ages since anyone cared about Lachey, but there’s no denying that the man had taste. After that whole Jessica Simpson debacle, Lachey latched onto Vanessa Minnillo (get it? lached onto? heh), and here are three good reasons why. In a word, hot. Bikini wearing hot, which is the best kind of hot.

It’s not his fault, his parents are making him look like a friggin’ retard that’s poor to his friends. Plus, it was only $200 bucks, so whatever.

So what separates our Random Model of the Day Jani Askevold from your average Victoria’s Secret supermodel? Well, the fact that I had no idea who she was until I ran into her pictures sorta does it. Then agian, it’s not like I’m the guy who gets to decide who is a supermodel or not. I mean, sure, I’m pretty awesome, and I’ve been known to be pretty special, but even I ain’t that powerful. Anyways, so here are some pics of Norwegian model Jani Askevold. She’s definitely going places. Preferably straight to my basement.

Have you been watching ABC’s Wipeout competition TV show? No? What are you, stupid? Jill Wagner is the sideline reporter on the show, and she must be reading my dream journal, because Jill always ends up wearing the skimpiest shirt on the show to show off her incredible midriff. But guess what? Jill Wagner also has a great upstairs. Here she is on the Jimmy Kimmel show showing off a fantastic looking rack. Look, folks, you gotta watch Wipeout. It’s not just hilarious as all get out, but Jill Wagner is friggin smoking on the show. And yeah, those legs ain’t bad, either.

Hot celebs who spend most of their time covered in in the latest fashion wear finally gets to drop all the pretenses of sophistication and show off that body they’ve been slaving over in the gym with their personal trailer all this time. What’s hotter than that? Well the sun, but that’s not the point. There’s no one hotter in all of MILFdom than Kelly Ripa, and if you don’t agree with that, then you need a good swift kick in the arse. That’s how the Brits say it, I believe. I’m kind of British that way, especially on Thursday. By the by, how hot is it that you can tell Kelly Ripa has an outie? Mama mia!

So can she actually act or what? Who the hell knows, and who the hell cares.

Kylie Minogue is hot, but Kylie Minogue in tight jeans is hotter. I’m not crazy about the metal things connected to those jeans, though. What’s that about? Didn’t miscellaneous chain stuff hooking onto jeans went out with the ’80s? Or ’90s? I remember we used to think this was cool. It’s not. Although it doesn’t look too bad on Kylie Minogue. Then again, she is Kylie Minogue, and most of us aren’t. So, you know, the lesson here is, everybody else, don’t try the chains with the jeans unless you’re a famous pop singer with a killer bod.

Haven’t seen much of Brooke Burns for a while. A while ago she was in the tabloids every day because she was dating Bruce Willis, but that eventually ended, and now Brooke Burns is, well, I haven’t a clue. She was in a show called North Shore a few years ago that didn’t go anywhere. Which is too bad, because if these promos from North Shore are any indication, apparently Brooke Burns went through the show wearing a bikini. And let me tell you, this is one smoking hot lady, with the statuesque physique of an Amazonian goddess. Please to enjoy some Brooke Burns bikini goodness.

Your Random Model of the Day is one Valeria Dos Santos, who I’m going to guess by her name that she hails from Down South. I could be wrong, of course, but I’m probably not. When it comes to geography, I’m up there with the masters like Picasso and you know all those other guys that paint. Anyways, Valeria Dos Santos sure looks mighty good doing the modeling thing, but of course if she didn’t, she wouldn’t end up working as a model. Which, now that I think about, kinda makes what I said about her looking good somewhat redundant. Oh well. Please to ogle.

What other job in human history would let you lay down on your back, tilt your head back, and make buttloads of money? Okay, so there’s one OTHER job that does that, but it probably doesn’t pay nearly as well as supermodeling. Plus, there are no pimps to worry about, unless you consider agents to be pimps, which, I guess when you think about it, they sorta are. Huh. Anyways, definitely less bruises and KY jelly involved, though, I’m sure of that. Here’s starting your Monday with Pania Rose laying down on the job. She can lay down in my basement anyday. I have a couch and everything.

America rocks, and so does Frankie Rayder. If you don’t agree, then you can bite me, bitches.

Dear God, I’m so scared right now…

Who is Phoebe Price, you ask? Well I don’t know either, but according to Wikipedia, she’s an actress and model who has appeared in The X-Files, Arliss, and starred in the direct-to-DVD movie “The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost in Transit”, which I think you’ll agree was a diamond in the direct-to-DVD rough. Okay, so I haven’t seen it yet, but after spotting Phoebe Price in these bikini pics, you can be rest assured I’m running out and getting a copy later today. Or steal it from my next door neighbor. He never pays attention anyways. Check out Phoebe and her bikini hotness. And she’s a redhead, too. Double yum.

You don’t need me to tell you that former “X-Men” star Anna Paquin is all grown up. If you’ve seen any episodes of the HBO vampire show True Blood, you already know that. On the show, Anna Paquin plays the love interest to a vampire, and things get a little, well, horizontal on the show. What I’m trying to say is, it’s HBO, and Anna shows pretty much everything on the show, including vampire-on-human action. It’s all pretty hot, I gotta say. Anyways, here’s Anna Paquin in Self Magazine, showing off her bikini body. Okay, the last pic isn’t a bikini pic, but look, her legs are in the air. I mean, damn, that’s worth it, right?

You know, I don’t think I’ve actually ever ate at a Carl’s Jr. joint. I mean, I don’t think there’s even one where I live, and it’s not like I live in the sticks or anything. We’re a pretty metropolitan place where I reside, this place I call home. Maybe that explains why I’ve never actually seen a Carl’s Jr. commercial on TV, cause we don’t have one, and whenever I hear about a new outrageous Carl’s Jr. burger commercial, it’s always on the news. The latest has Audrina Patridge in a bikini eating a burger. Does she really eat a burger, Carl Jr.’s or otherwise? Doubtful. But since she’s in a bikini, I’m willing to believe her. I’m easy that way.