06-09-2007 | Emmanuelle Vaugier
I’ve always loved Emmanuelle Vaugier. She’s got that look that just makes her stand out, and there’s that thing she does with her lips via some kind of smile or smirk or a combination of both that drives me nuts. She is, bar none, one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, and it’s a shame Emmanuelle Vaugier is not more famous than she currently is. She’s done more than enough movies to be famous, but alas, those films were primiarly B-movies like the recent zombie flick “House of the Dead 2″ and now, the upcoming Uwe Boll movie “Far Cry”. She needs to stay away from Uwe Boll, but other than that, Emmanuelle Vaugier will destined for greatness — if only in my dreams.
Like most Italians, I don’t know a whole lot about Giorgia Palmas, except that according to Wikipedia, she’s an Italian TV personality, which basically means she either hosts a TV show on Italian TV or she’s a very good chat show host. Before her TV career took off, Giorgia came in second in the 2000 Miss World beauty pageant, losing out to Miss India. But don’t cry for Giorgia; after losing, she’s developed a thriving TV career, and looks very good in a two-piece bikini. (You know I had to include gratuitous bikini pictures, didn’t you? Oh kids, you know me too well.) Yes, that body is not exactly super tight, but she’s Italian, so you gotta give the girl a little leeway. The Italian version of “super hot bikini body” is not the same as the Stateside version.
I have never never watched the soap opera “Passions” and I don’t plan to anytime soon, but damn, after seeing these promo shots of Priscilla Garita for the show, I’m starting to change my tune. Okay, so I probably still won’t watch the show, but when did daytime soaps start getting this spicy hot? Here’s more about Priscilla from 
It’s been a while since we made a totally gratuitous post on Keeley Hazell, so today is a good day as any to remedy that mistake. Here’s Keeley, apparently having survived her sex tape scandal (right, like that was EVER going to do anything but make her more famous, har har), back in Zoo Magazine looking as good as ever. I tell you, I don’t know what they’re feeding the British girls over there in Great Britain land, but they should keep it up. Every one of these glamour models look spectacularly good. Not just good, but SPECTACULARLY good.
Without a doubt, I don’t think anyone has a more recognizable face than Monica Bellucci. I think the only woman who comes close is Angelina Jolie, but that’s only if you don’t look at Jolie’s other, ahem, attributes. (Remember those old lady hands of hers? Brrrr. Still gives me nightmares.) Monica Bellucci, on the other hand, is nearly perfect from head to toe, and that’s after giving birth to how many kids? Well I don’t know, but that face of hers will live on forever. Even when Monica Bellucci turns 60, that face will still be just as recognizable, still as incredible, as it was today, or 10 years ago. If anything, I think age has made Monica Bellucci even more beautiful. Is that possible? I believe it is.
When Daniel Craig returns on the big screen (what, 2008 or 2009? well, somewhere around there) as James Bond, he’ll be sporting a brand spanking new car — or, actually the same car, just a different model of Bond’s usual Aston Martin ride. The official name of the car is the DBS, but no one will know that unless you’re a real car freak, which I’m guessing most of you guys aren’t. Says the fine chaps at Aston Martin: “The DBS is the ultimate expression of Aston Martin’s engineering and technical ability. It offers pure performance without compromise. The DBS delivers the complete driving experience and bridges the gap between our road and track cars – the DB9 and DBR9.” Sounds good to me. Pictures of the nice ride below.
I heard about the basketball movie “Ball Don’t Lie” during an And1 Mixtape Tour episode on ESPN. In case you don’t know, And1 is a streetball “team” that goes around to various cities challenging that city’s best streetball players. At the end of every year (season), one winner is selected from the players to join the And1 Tour. The show’s original winner is Grayson Boucher, aka The Professor, a skinny white kid who wowed the audience and became a part of the tour. Now Boucher is branching out into acting, and his latest is a starring role in the movie “Ball Don’t Lie” (scroll down below to see the trailer for the movie). It remains to be seen if the Professor can pull off acting; he’s got the game aspect down, but what about, you know, acting??? We’ll have to wait and see.
Take a look at the picture to your left and tell me, without knowing that this is a post about Angelina Jolie, that you would guess that that’s the hand of a 32-year old Hollywood movie star who is lusted after by every man on the planet. You can’t. Because that’s old lady hands, baby! (As Austin Powers would say.) Now mind you, there’s perfectly nothing wrong about the rest of Angelina Jolie, it’s just that the girl has gotten so thin that in the wrong angles, those skinny arms and those dangling fingers… Ergh, I’m going to have nightmares now. Can you imagine sleeping when those bony, grandma fingers start moving up your body? You’d wake up, see those things, and scream thinking a skeletal monster was trying to suck your soul. Then again, it is Angelina Jolie, so maybe losing one’s soul might be worth it…
Forget Good Thursday or Good Friday or whatever day it is that is commonly known as “Good [Insert The Correct Day Here]” (yes, it’s true, my lack of knowledge shines through once more), because Wednesday is the real Good Day, especially when you are treated to some tasty pictures of Eva Longoria in a two-piece bikini. And what’s even better? She’s all alone, without Tony Parker or any man in sight to ruin the scenery. Which begs the question: how exactly does Eva Longoria, as hot and delicious as she is, end up at the beach in a bikini all by her little lonesome? Blasphemy!
Man, show business is really one tough business! One day you’re living large and getting paid $20 million for every movie, drinking wine out of your $5,000 shoes, and the next day you’re broke and homeless and attending movie premieres in rags. Or at least I think that’s what has happened to poor Keira Knightley, who is looking just as thin as usual, but sporting a, well, dress. I think that’s a dress she’s wearing, although I have seen homeless women wear the exact same thing up the street from my apartment complex. Poor Keira Knightley. If she needs a home to stay in-between movie premieres, she should give me a call. I hate it when hot women have to throw on rags for their movie premieres. It’s soooo embarrassing.
Jack Bauer’s life has just gotten a little hotter with the addition of soap opera actress Annie Wersching, who is reported to have landed the leading lady role opposite Bauer’s Keifer Sutherland in the upcoming seventh season of the action-adventure show. According to 
You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson — she’s forty years old and she still looks better than most girls younger than her. I’d say she could give 95% of the girls younger than her a run for their money, if not downright destroy them with her surgically enhanced chest and tight body. Compare her to Britney Spears, who at 26 is already looking like 46, and Angelina Jolie, who at 32 has the hands of the kind of old ladies kids run across the street to avoid walking too close to their house. Having said that, what better way to celebrate the day than with some Pamela Anderson bikini picture madness. Pamela Anderson + bikinig + at the beach = I’m lovin’ life.
Jesus H. Christ, how creepy is this McDonalds TV commercial from waaaaaaay back? How way back? I don’t know, not too sure, but I’m guessing it’s somewhere from the ’60s or maybe ’70s, or perhaps even earlier. However far back it goes, it’s one frakkin’ creepy TV commercial. Basically it’s Ronald McDonald wearing some crazy looking outfit and telling kids how he wants them to come eat with him, and then at the end of the commercial, Ronald dances a jig like a total fool. You simply have to see this thing to believe it. If I didn’t know better, I would think this thing was a promotion for Stephen King’s horror novel-turned-movie called “It”, about a killer clown that tricked kids into the sewer.
Who are the duo of Emma Cornell and Susannah Murray and why should we care? Well, according to my own post title, they seem to be very hot models from Australia. Then again, I have been known to lie to myself, so maybe they’re not? Hmm, let’s investigate this further, shall we? According to the trusty Google, Emma Cornell and Susannah Murray are two contestants from the Australian version of the Reality TV show Big Brother, which continues to produce one major hottie after another. Sure, we probably won’t hear from these girls again once their magazine careers dry up, but while they’re here, why don’t we just enjoy their, ahem, body of work? Here are Emma Cornell and Susannah Murray in Australia FHM.
You know, I just don’t know what is going on with Britney Spears. How exactly did this girl go from being a Pop Princess that every guy wanted to take home to the sofa and put it to, to being embracing Total Skanksville like no one’s business? And you gotta ask yourself: How exactly did a 26-year old girl with years and years of dancing behind her develop this kind of cellulite-laden body? Or ass, to be more specific? Granted, she’s had a couple of kids, but you would think all those instant liposuction she’s paying for (come on, don’t try to tell me she’s not) would take care of all the ass fat. But I guess not. Here’s Britney Spears showing off her 26-year old ass — it actually looks like the butt of a 50-year old woman, and that’s kind of insulting 50-year old women everywhere. 
Here’s a question I’ve always wondered: If you’re the stars of a Reality TV show that chronicles your life and dating habits, where do you go when you’re not being filmed? Or is there ever a time when you’re NOT film? Do you ever get up in the morning and go, “Dude, I hate going to work?” Because, well, your life IS your work? Anyways, nevermind all that. MTV’s “The Hills” is back, and the girls of the show recently spent their time at the beach in their bikinis throwing a football around. Now I’ll grant you that I can’t tell the girls apart, except for Lauren Conrad, the most attractive one in the bunch and who looks very yummy in her two-piece bikini, but as for the other girls, um, your guess is as good as mine. I don’t see Heidi anywhere, though…
Our Latin Flavor of the day is Vanessa Romero, not to be confused with Vanessa Romero who is the daughter of George A. Romero, the guy who made all those zombies movies. Well, actually, I’m just kidding. I don’t think Romero has a daughter name Vanessa, I just needed some crap to fill up this post. Having said that, Vanessa Romero is a model and actress, and according to IMDB.com: “Participated in the beauty contest Miss España 1998 and win in Miss Internacional in the same year.” I’m assuming “Miss Internacional” is the same as “Miss International”, but don’t hold me to it. My Spanish sucks, and I can’t imagine what the heck a “Miss International” would be. But I digress. Here’s Vanessa wowing in FHM.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen — but mostly the gentlemen, ahem — it’s that time of the year again, when the Brits wow us with their splendid calendars of half-dressed lovelies. And what better subject for a calendar than the ladies of the Hollyoaks TV show? We’re talking not one, not two, not even three, but a whopping fourteen Hollyoaks babes for your ogling pleasure. Yes, all your favorites are here in bikini wear, including Gemma Bissix, Zoe Lister, Roxanne McKee, and more names you have never heard of (or have you?), but should after seeing them in this calendar. So what are you waiting for? The Hollyoaks Girls 2008 Calendar will be available very soon (or maybe it’s available now?), so run out and get it. Or, er, order it online, since I don’t think you’ll find it at your local Barnes and Noble. Or can you? Wait, let me go and check… 
I love me some readheads. You got your Julianne Moore, your Bryce Dallas Howard, and your, well, there are probably more, but I just can’t think of them at the moment. Now you can add Alicia Witt to that list of shrinking Hollywood starlets who are natural redheads. Alicia Witt is one of those actresses who is always on the verge of being a major movie star, but just never quite made it there. She’s done a ton of movies, but you probably don’t even know her name, even though whenever you see her, you probably went, “Wow, that’s one stunning redhead”, because, well, Alicia Witt is one stunning redhead. Behold the redness and recognize, punks!
For those who don’t know (basically, you don’t live in the United States), today is Labor Day, a Federally-mandated Holiday where American workers get the day off with pay. And the bosses have to pay! Yes, it’s very sweet, but unfortunately it only comes around once a year. Unlike, you know, the French, who gets like, five months off with pay or something. Oh, to be French… Anyhoo. What better way to celebrate the Labor Day than with a dose of Talisa Soto? What? You don’t know who Talisa Soto is? Shame on you! She’s an actress most famous for her role in the “Mortal Kombat” films — or maybe you know her better as Mrs. Benjamin Bratt.