The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Isn’t there supposed to be some kind of Indian law against their Bollywood actresses looking this sexy in public? I’m sure there is, but if I’m wrong, then nevermind, don’t go sending me emails and whatnot. Dudes, I don’t want anymore emails. No, really! Ahem. Anyways, here’s some spicy curry with Kashmira Shah, a beauty queen turned movie star turned sex bomb. Check out one of the pictures of Kashmira Shah covered in glitter while wearing very little. Either she’s headed toward a glitter show (is there even such a thing? Eh, just go with it) or this is a masterful and calculated move to get publicity. You go, girl!

I gotta tell you, if I knew the women who plays tennis nowadays would look like Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and Serbian tennis babe Vojislava Lukic, I would have taken up tennis. Well, okay, I tried to play tennis for a while, but that was only because I was really bored and my brother happen to have a couple of rackets, and he never had anyone to play with, so I sort of filled in every now and then. But man, if I knew the girls that would be populating the tennis tour would look like Vojislava Lukic? Holy mother of God. I would have hired every tennis pro I could find to teach me how to play just to rub shoulders (and other body parts, ahem) with these women. Tennis rocks!

Our Brit Babe Invasion dame of the day is Nicola Roberts, a British singer and one of the five members of the Brit all-girl pop band Girls Aloud. Of the five girls, Nicola Roberts may be one of the least well known; that is, she’s the least well known to me, as I only just discovered her today, which is a bit odd since I’ve been posting Girls Aloud pics for a while now. But hey, senility does that to you. Wait, what was I typing about? (See? It struck again!) But I digress. Enjoy some Nicola Roberts and call me in the morning. (Or not.)

It’s funny, but I don’t see Brooke Burns on the TV as often as I used to. Back in the day, she was the tall, leggy host of NBC’s game show called Dog Eat Dog, but after that show got canceled, I haven’t seen much of her. Which is entirely my fault, because according to IMDB.com, she’s been working steadily ever since, with gigs on the failed TV show North Shore and a starring turn in the direct-to-video sequel to “Single White Female”, which was not nearly as sexy as it could (or should) have been, I might add. Recently you probably could have caught her back on TV in Pepper Dennis with Rebecca Romijn, but alas that show didn’t last very long. Now, you can see Brooke Burns at the beach, wowing with that perfect bikini body of hers. Holy Gods.

The upcoming seventh season of FOX’s aging action-adventure show 24 keeps on rolling, this time announcing that Canadian actress Carly Pope has join the cast as the girlfriend of the show’s female President’s son, who apparently has gone missing. I’m guessing the dude just went for a ride or something, or maybe got mugged when he went to the “cities” for some grass. But I could be wrong. The first time I noticed Carly Pope was for a movie called “Nemesis Game” with that guy from Highlander. It was okay, but man, Carly Pope sure was purty in it. Besides that movie, she’s guest-starred on Tru Calling, Dirt, and a ton of Canadian movies and TV shows I’ve never seen. Check her out in 24 coming soon.

So I’ve been hearing about this throwdown between Jon Stewart and Chris Matthews on the Daily Show forever this morning, and finally found the clip of it. The confrontation only lasts for a minute or so, and the rest is a lot of talking about what happened. Basically, Matthews went on The Daily Show to hawk his book and expected to find a friendly audience, but instead Stewart lit into him. It’s great stuff, and you sort of feel sorry for Matthews after a while. Well, sort of, if he wasn’t such an overbearing douche bag, that is. The best line? Matthews asks Stewart to come on his show, and Stewart replies with a straight face: “I don’t troll.” Oh…my…GOD.

The world is so great today that I decided it was the perfect time to indulge a little bit more in some Elisabetta Gregoraci lingerie madness, which is based on the fact that Elisabetta Gregoraci looks really damn good in lingerie, and posting pictures of said Italian hottie in said undergarments. Basically, that’s it. If you need more justification than that, then you are reading the wrong site, buster, and may I recommend Disney.com? But if I’m wrong, stay a while and marvel at what a real woman looks like when she slips on something silky. Oh my, the world is so fantastic, isn’t it?

Sure, sure, everyone focuses on Jennifer Morrison as the resident babe on FOX’s hit show House, and why not? She’s a major babe. But there is another, lesser known babe on the show, and her name is Lisa Edelstein. Who else could keep Doctor House and his grumpy ways in check but Lisa Edelstein? Maybe it’s the glorious figure, or the tough-chick persona, or maybe it’s just because Lisa Edelstein is pretty damn hot and House probably wants to get inside her smock, but — um, where was I? Oh right, pay attention to Lisa Edelstein, she’s House’s OTHER resident babe. And hey, geeks, get this: Lisa Edelstein is the voice of Mercy Graves on the cartoon Justice League Unlimited.

I still haven’t heard a single song that Rihanna has sung (although I might have heard some of those songs that she sang along with those rappers, you know, that genre that was so in vogue a few years ago, but you couldn’t catch in a dark alleyway with a net nowadays — that’s hip-hop for ya), but that isn’t going to stop me from posting these pictures of the gorgeous lass in the latest issue of FHM magazine. This edition hails from France, I believe, but I could be wrong. And if I am, well, who cares, they’re French, I don’t think they’ll mind. And if they do, tough nuts.

Some Elsa Pataky never hurt no one, and they certainly brighten up a boring and dull Tuesday. Since we’re going to post pictures of her, here are some attempts at lamely justifying it, by offering you some of her bio from Wikipedia: “Elsa Pataky was born in Madrid, Spain, and is fluent in Spanish, French, English and Romanian. Pataky attended the Universidad de San Pablo and studied journalism. During this time, Pataky also enrolled in acting classes. She was also a member of the Madrid theatre company, Teatro Cámara de Ángel Guitiérrez. Eventually, she left school when she was cast in the television series Al Salir de Clase.” Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Josie Maran may have been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars (I don’t care what anyone says, that show just don’t make sense, and I still can’t fathom it’s popularity), but that isn’t going to stop me from posting new pictures of her. Here’s Josie Maran in the latest issue of Shape Magazine, showing off her shape, and what a nice looking shape it is. Then again, she is a model turned actress, so having a slammin’ body (as the kids would say) is no surprise. Check out the cover and an interior picture of Josie Maran in a two-piece bikini. I tell ya, Shape Magazine is really doing good work lately, and all without being risque, too.

Reaper is another show I haven’t seen yet, but the commercials really look funny. Plus, it features two bona fide hotties and one gorgeous babe in Missy Peregrym and Valarie Rae Miller, with Peregrym filling in the hottie and the gorgeous babe category. No offense to Miller, but she still has a ways to go to look as drop dead hot as Missy Peregrym, who left a hit show in NBC’s Heroes to take a stab at a leading lady role in Reaper. I’m hoping it works out for her, because the best thing about a show based around being “geeky” is having a really hot girl as the lead. Hey, if the slacker character in the show can get Missy, why not us? Check out Reaper on the CW, but before that, check out these promos of Missy Peregrym and Valarie Rae Miller.

So this is a little bit tricky. Who do you believe: the douche bag that cheats on his wife, or the mistress who knowingly joined in the cheating with him? That’s the question at the heart of this debate about whether to believe what Barry Bonds’ former mistress, Kimberly Bell, says or not. According to Bell, Bonds “spoke to her about using steroids to repair an elbow injury in the late 1990s”. Obviously this goes against what Bonds says, who claims he never used steroids, EVER, and if he did, then he wasn’t aware of it. Also according to Bell, Bonds’ steroid use “led to physical changes that only a lover would see, including occasional faltering sexual performance.” Again, who do you believe? The guy who cheated on his wife, or the girl who willingly cheated with him? You decide.

After everyone’s favorite Disney starlet turned adult actress and singer showed up in the pages of Shape Magazine and then later, in Maxim Magazine, I’m not sure if the news that Hilary Duff will be showing up in the pages of FHM Magazine (the UK version, we presume, as the American version is now defunct) will elicit the same kind of excitement that it would have generated if, you know, she had shown up in FHM before Maxim. But hey, considering that Hilary Duff’s spread in Maxim wasn’t all that exciting to begin with, maybe this turn in FHM will be better. Here’s a hint of things to come — FHM’s ad to advertise Hilary’s upcoming issue, on newsstands in November.

When you think of generous cleavage, you certainly don’t think of country and western singers. Okay, okay, aside from Dolly Parton, I mean, you don’t immediately associate country music with heavy cleavage. But here’s country darling Sara Evans proving that theory wrong with a promo for her new album. Yes, she looks very good, as she always does, but the generous display of cleavage is a shocker — a good, delightful shocker, that is. Now if we can only get Carrie Underwood and the rest of country’s young hotties to follow suit…

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Alessia Ventura, another one of those Italian model/actresses who looks so insanely good in a two-piece bikini that upon seeing her your jaw drops to the floor, resulting in you accidentally stepping on it, which really hurts in case you don’t know how it feels. So who is Alessia Ventura? Um, I don’t really know, but IMDB.com says she’s a TV host, or she appears on TV, or something. Just take our word for it: she’s worth spending a minute to ogle at her pictures and to remember her name. Plus, did I mention that she looks really good in a bikini? Wait, I did? Nevermind, then.

Aren’t all Italian women supposed to be busty and brunette? Apparently not, because the very spicy Italian actress and model Martina Stella is a blonde hottie (Is she a bottled blonde? Who knows, who cares.). Here’s more about her from Wikipedia: “Stella made her theatrical debut in 2002 in Aggiungi un posto a tavola, and briefly returned to the stage in 2006 in Romeo e Guilietta. Stella has since made appearances in various television projects, most recently the miniseries Le ragazze di San Frediano (which appeared on Rai Uno) and Piper. Over the years, Stella has been a spokesperson for Lelli Kelly shoes, Killer Loop glasses, Biotherm cosmetics, and Tommaso Buti watches.” Got all that?

Our Latin Flavor entry for today is Maite Perroni, a Mexican singer and actress who hails from Mexico City, Mexico, not to be confused with Mexico City, Texas. (I’m just kidding, there isn’t such a city in Texas, and if there was, just ignore this last statement.) Where as I? Oh right, Maite Perroni is most famous for being a member (and obviously, the hottest member) of the Mexican band RBD, whose fame has spread to other parts of Latin America, up north to the United States, and even parts of Europe. Other than that, she’s just really hot, and we like how she looks in a one-piece and two-piece bikini.

How long has it been since we heard or saw from Russia’s original Goddess, Anna Kournikova? Quite a bit, actually. Maybe it’s because Anna no longer plays tennis (she’s retired, right? I think she’s retired, although I could be wrong), and there are only the occasional advertisements starring Anna, but we haven’t seen a whole lot from her lately. So hey, why not break that dry spell with some nice Anna Kournikova bikini pictures on a slow Sunday? And yes, we’re not going to pay attention to the lucky bastard she’s with in these pictures. It’s all about Anna — just the way she and we like it. And yup, Anna still looks pretty good, doesn’t she? Retirement has been a plus.

Actress Ever Carradine, besides being the niece of of former Kung Fu star David Carradine, has joined the seventh season of FOX’s action-adventure show 24. Besides being one of those children who could only be named by people who are “in the business” (seriously, who names their kid “Ever”?), David Carradine’s niece is quite the hottie. In the show, Ever will play a FBI agent who, in all likelihood, will get in Jack Bauer’s way until she’s killed off by terrorist or the like. Basically, if you’re a girl and you end up crossing Jack Bauer’s path, you ain’t gonna last long. Just ask — well, everyone on the show not named Kim Bauer. Production on the seventh season began last month, though people are still wondering what will happen if star Kiefer Sutherland gets thrown in the slammer for his DUI.