Diora Baird in French FHM
According to my logs (no, not THOSE logs), you guys really like Diora Baird, and because I’m in this business to please my loyal 5 readers, I’m going to give you more Diora Baird. Here’s the former Playboy Playmate (which lists her bust size as 32DD, FYI) in the French edition of FHM Magazine. You can currently catch Diora (lovely name, that) on TV’s “The Loop”, which I’m told she’s in a bikini quite often. Oooh, Diora Baird in a bikini. Can you get any better? Well, yes, but let’s not go there since we’re trying to keep this clean. I hate clean.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Vanessa Lorenzo
You hear that? That’s me getting all giddy because I’ve just discovered a spanking new supermodel. Her name is Vanessa Lorenzo, and she hails from Barcelona, Spain, which means she’s, um, Spanish. I think. (Wait, Spaniards come from Spain, right?) Among her credits, Vanessa has done Vogue, ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, and Sports Illustrated’s famous (or is that infamous?) swimsuit issue. She currently calls New York home and headquarters, which makes her the, like, 5000th supermodel to reside there. Damn that city’s got a lot of supermodels. I should probably move there. I wonder how much a Greyhound bus ticket to New York costs…
Getting Grey’s with Katherine Heigl
I know, I know, the title of this post is really stupid. Give me a break, you try to come up with creative post titles day after day, post after post, so STAY OFF MY BACK! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, gotta take the medication. And here’s Katherine Heigl from “Grey’s Anatomy”, which I still haven’t seen a full episode of, but I hear it’s really good. And stuff. And of course by “stuff” I mean it’s so good it’s winning buttloads of awards and whatnot. I guess that means it’s really good. Um, where was I? Oh right, here’s some Katherine Heigl to past the time.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Mira Craig
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mira Craig, might not even have qualified for this category if her father, an American, hadn’t been in Oslo, Norway in 1982 when Mira popped out of her mother’s womb. (Wow, that was graphic and really unnecessary, sorry about that.) In any case, Mira Craig is a Norwegian pop singer who writes and produces all her songs and music videos, which means she’s no Britney Spears wannabe. And Thank God, because seriously, this world can’t handle more than one crazy bald chick at a time. Among Mira’s accomplishments (besides looking good), is a Newcomer of The Year award at Alarm-prisen, a Norwegian music awards show that I watch religiously every year. No, really.
Sophie Monk in Stuff Magazine
English singer, model, and actress Sophie Monk is back in the July issue of Stuff Magazine, and you know what that means — yes, that’s right, more Sophie Monk bikini deliciousness. Besides making welcome appearances in lad’s mags for the boys out there, Sophie Monk can also be seen in “Sex and Death 101″ in 2007, and “Spring Breakdown” and “Pearblossom” in 2008. But hey, if you can’t wait for Sophie to come visit your house, you can probably catch her on tour with Good Charlotte. I hear she’s engaged to their guitarist. Luky bastard.
Canadian Goodness with Chandra West
Canadian actress Chandra West made a big splash when she showed up on “NYPD Blue” as a hottie doctor who turned out to be a junkie that stalked John Clark Jr. (If you’re a “Blue” fan, you’ll know who I’m talking about. If not, um, nevermind?) But “NYPD Blue” wasn’t the only thing Chandra West has done. She was also in the great, but little scene “The Salton Sea”, which cast Val Kilmer as a junkie turned vigilante. (Hmm, you starting to see a pattern here?) Chandra is currently plying her Canadian goodness trade on HBO’s “John from Cincinnati”, which was created by “NYPD Blue” and “Deadwood” genius David Milch. It’s about, um, surfing and junk. Oh, just watch it, Chandra’s in it, and she’s hot.
Katharine McPhee Stuff Magazine Cover
What a Fourth of July — fireworks, barbecue, and now news that everyone’s American Idol Katharine McPhee will be showing up on the cover and inside the pages of the August issue of Stuff Magazine very soon. And if a preview image of the cover (thumbnail to your left, a bigger version below) is any indication, this is going to be one slammin’ issue of Stuff. And by “slammin’” I of course mean boys everywhere will be thanking American Idol for introducing us to this wonderfully hot woman. I think Katharine McPhee also sings, but I’m not sure, so don’t hold me to it. Sheer black net stockings have never looked so wonderful. As in, EVER.
Maria Sharapova Wants to be a Bond Girl
Maria Sharapova wants to be a Bond girl. I mean, she really, really, really wants to be a Bond girl. Or at least that’s what a friend of the Russian tennis babe says. Says the friend, “Her biggest dream is to be a Bond girl. She’s always talking about it.” The friend goes on, “Maria loves the James Bond films and all the glamour associated with the role. And with her Russian blood, she thinks she would be perfect.” Sharapova herself says, “I’m really good at manipulating people. And I’m great at spying — I should have been Sherlock Holmes.” Um, okay. That sounds really dumb. She’s “should have been Sherlock Holmes”? If this is true, it’s really stupid. Sherlock Holmes doesn’t spy, he deduces.
Your Fourth of July Picture of the Day
Since today is THE Fourth of July, and basically the last time I can justify this category, I thought I’d post something special. Well, after searching the net for the best pictures I could find with an American flag theme, I ran into this one. (Scroll below to see it if you can’t wait.) It’s not a celebrity, it’s not anyone famous or well-known (well okay, one of them is famous — can you guess which one?) and in fact, it’s — well, you’ll have to see for yourself. Meanwhile, stop spending your time on the Internet and go out and enjoy the Fourth of July, for God’s sake, what’s wrong with you!
The Ending of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Revealed!
Well okay, maybe not, but some guy really put a lot of effort into it, so why not give the bloke the benefit of the doubt? Basically, it’s a 2 and a half minutes of guesswork, cobbled together from “hints” dropped by author J.K. Rowling and from snippets found in the books (and, I’m presuming, the movies). In any case, this guy claims he’s figured out the ending of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, and it sounds pretty convincing. Then again, since I have only seen one of the movies and have never read the books, what do I know? READ ON ONLY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE (MAYBE) ENDING OF HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!! WHO DIES? WHO LIVES? FIND OUT!!
Your Fourth of July Picture of the Day: Cindy Crawford
So when was the last time we heard anything from Cindy Crawford? As I recall, she’s still doing some modeling around the world, and I think she’s even been on some runways. Then again, Cindy is kinda getting long in the tooth — what is she now, in her ’40s? In the modeling world, that’s like 80! — but we can always go back to the glory days of Cindy Crawford goodness. Which is what we did here, back to when Cindy Crawford draped a stars and stripes bikini on her find body and showed it to the world. Oh my, the American Flag has never looked better.
Videos: The Death Touch Actually Exists?
Is this guy serious? This fat, bloated Steven Seagal-wannabe has the power of the Death Touch? Basically yeah, according to this actual Chicago news report. Well, okay, maybe not. But the reporter kinda looked convinced. Personally, I think it’s all crap, but judge for yourself. (And by “crap” I mean, “Please don’t come to my house and use the Death Touch on me, Oh Great Bloated Kung Fu Master”.) Now that that’s out of the way, this is pure crap. Personally, I prefer a gun. Death Touch this!
Prince Harry’s Royal Girlfriend Chelsy Davy
You gotta admire Britain’s Princes, they sure know how to pick their girlfriends. While William was running around with babelicious Kate Middleton, Harry was running around with blonde babe Chelsy Davy (pictures below, including one completely gratuitous bikini picture). So who is Chelsy Davy? Um, I don’t know, but here’s Wikipedia with the 411: “Born in Harare, Zimbabwe, Davy was educated at Girls College Bulawayo, Cheltenham College, Stowe School and the University of Cape Town, from which she graduated in November 2006 with a degree in Economics.” Well, that was boring. Shortcut: She’s hot, she’s dating a possible future King, and she once survived a hold-up. You go, girl.
Elizabeth Kucinich is Kinda Hot…
Is it just me, or is Elizabeth Kucinich kinda hot? As in, she’s way too hot for Kucinich, who doesn’t have a chance in hell of winning the Presidency. This guy isn’t even going to be able to sniff the Democratic Nominee tag, so forget about it, guys. But thank God for Kucinich’s insane ambitions to be President, or otherwise we wouldn’t keep seeing his lovely redhead wife out and about. Check out the two of them together. Doesn’t she just look, like, 20 times hotter standing next to him? I’m not saying Dennis is ugly, but you know, he ain’t Brad Pitt, and standing next to her, she looks like Angelina Jolie. With red hair. Check out some Elizabeth Kucinich pictures.
What About Amanda Detmer?
See, the title of this post is, “What About Amanda Detmer”, because Amanda used to be on the TV show “What About Brian?” Get it? Because — oh, nevermind. And don’t waste your time looking for “What About Brian”, it’s been canceled, and thank Goodness. What a piece of crap show. With “Brian” dead and buried, Amanda has moved on to “1321 Clover”, and she’s got something called “Making It Legal” in 2008. I think that’s about pot legalization, but don’t hold me to it. And when I say “don’t hold me to it”, I mean “it’s probably crap, and I’m just making it up as I go”.
Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures
I love my readers, all 3 of them, because they send me stuff like bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the beach. I mean, come on, other people get lollipops in their stockings, and I get bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale. How cool is my job? And of course by job I mean I sit at the computer trying not to go blind, but I digress. Thanks to cool dudes like The_One_King, here are those bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale that I know you guys have been dying to see. Yes, she’s a Disney Channel girl, but she’s also 22, so don’t sweat the pervy feelings, boys.
Eva Longoria Bikinis in France
Oh, to be rich and famous and married to a famous basketball player. Well, okay, I don’t want to be married to a basketball player, because that would mean I was married to a WNBA player, and geez, have you SEEN those girls? But I digress. Eva Longoria spent the weekend in St. Tropez in the Southern part of France getting her bikini on a yacht on. Meanwhile, I was at home trying to figure out why my washer always seems to leave detergent clinging to my black clothes because, well, it’s kind of frakkin’ annoying if you know what I mean. Anyways, here’s bikini pictures of Eva Longoria. Is it me or does she look very weird in that last one? Mind you, not that you could really tell, since the pics were taken, oh, about 5 miles away.
Natalie Gulbis has LPGA Golf (Sex) Appeal
If you ask me (and I know nobody did, except for that kid in Nicaragua named Pedro) golf blows. The only people who plays golf are rich old white guys and, um, rich retired black athletes and some dude name Tiger Woods. (I hear he’s pretty good or something, who knows, who cares.) But anyways, want a reason to watch golf? And not just any golf but, WOMEN’S golf? Well here it is, kids. Her name is Natalie Gulbis, and besides swinging clubs (I think that’s what they call them) on the golf course, Natalie poses in bikinis for calendars and magazines like FHM. She also writes a golf column for FHM, but we aren’t concerned about columns today. Unless, of course, you’re talking about the column of Natalie Gulbis’ hotness.
The Hot List: Top 5 Sexiest Stars of the STV Erotic Thriller Genre
If you were a single guy in the ’90s, rather you had a girlfriend or not, you probably know all the ’90s B-movie actresses who populate the world of straight-to-video (or in some cases, straight-to-cable) erotic thrillers by heart. In this edition of The Hot List, we’re listing the Top 5 Sexiest stars of the genre, those who dominated the ’90s erotic thrillers movie scene. You know the ones I’m talking about, the ones with the lurid covers — a half-naked woman standing over a dead body, sitting in front of a mirror, or perhaps presenting her generous cleavage for your inspection, with titles that will invariably include the words “Dream”, “Illicit”, “Intimate”, or “Body”. Most of these actresses them have gone on to obscurity now, but some have continued onto bigger and better (if not sexier) things. But we’ll always have the ’90s, and we’ll always have The Hot List.
iPhone Activation Problems, Glitches, Tech Support
I think it’s safe to say that Apple’s iPhone launch was a success. The company has moved over 525,000 units since it went on sale on Friday at 6:00 p.m. and continued selling through Sunday. But with the glut of new iPhone customers are problems. The LA Times reports that customers experienced hang-ups including activation problems and insufficient tech support for customers who have run into problems. Apparently even Apple didn’t realize they would do so well because the tech support wasn’t ready for the deluge of calls. Either that, or they just didn’t expect as much problem as they got.
