The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Alexandra Kamp, hails from Germany — Baden-Baden, West Germany, to be exact, which as we all know, is close to Cool-Cool, East Germany. Right? I mean, that’s what my geography class told me, and as everyone knows, my knowledge of world geography is second only to my ability to bullshit you about my genius in geography. Having said that, take my word for it, Alexandra Kamp is worth going to Baden-Baden for. That is, if she was there waiting for you. I mean, what the hell, you going to fly all the way there if she’s not there? Of course not, that would just be stupid. And you’re not stupid, are you?

Our Latin Flavor of the day Mariana Mancini is extremely flavorable; it’s just too bad we don’t have a whole lot of her pictures to show you. But what we do have is pretty damn awesome, and they certainly let you see what it is about Mariana Mancini that made us feature her in the first place. She’s one of the contestants on the Latin version of Big Brother, called Gran hermano over down South. In this case, the fifth season. I don’t know if she won or not, because let’s face it, I’m way too lazy to do more research than the above, which already took too much out of me. I mean, come on, what am I, a library? But I digress. Enjoy some Mariana Mancini yumminess.

Oh my my my. I guess it comes as no surprise to anyone who knows their Italian ladies, but Maria Grazia Cucinotta in particular, that our latest entry in the Celebrity Cleavage column is Maria Grazia Cucinotta, former Bond girl and all-around babe. I’m not sure what Maria is doing now, but I’m guessing having been a Bond Girl goes a pretty long way, which should serve her well in her career to come. And in fact, IMDB.com lists a ton of movies to her credit in the coming years, but I’ve never heard a single one of those movies, so I don’t know if they’re big-time or not. Then again, the last time I went to the movies it was 1988, so who am I to talk. Check out some Maria Grazia Cucinotta cleavage and have a great Tuesday.

It’s not your imagination if you think Sarah Silverman is a dirty, dirty girl. She is, but that’s more her schtick than anything, I believe. But it’s no surprise why you would think she’s a dirty girl, because let’s face it, everytime you see her, she’s either grabbing her crotch, grabbing someone else’s crotch, or sticking hr tongue out in a suggestive manner. And then there are all those jokes on MTV award shows. Here’s Sarah Silverman, looking so cute outside David Letterman’s show. Not just cute, but incredibly normal. See? The girl can be normal when she doesn’t try too hard, which she’s not in this case. Now just wait for the crotch grabbing and joke about how Bob Saget of Full House fame is secretly a pedophile…

There’s not a whole lot of great music videos that stick to my mind, but I gotta say, the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage music video is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Besides being a great work of genius by director Spike Jonze, who would go on to direct insanely good movies like “Being John Malkovich” and “Adaptation”, it was a very different music video that parodied the cop shows of the ’70s. You had the Beastie Boys walking around in sagging pants, sporting ridiculous mustaches, and going around beating people up. Plus, the song was just fantastic, and I don’t think it had anything to do with the music video at all, which makes it even better. Here’s the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage.

Haven’t heard all that much from Sheryl Crow ever since she made that mind-bogglingly stupid statement about how we should all use one layer of toilet paper to clean our dirty asses after we go to the bathroom in order to save the planet. Well, okay, so that’s one of the dumber things a hot girl has ever said, but being hot and whatnot, she gets a break. And after showing up on the cover and inside the pages of Shape Magazine showing off some riotously groovy abs, I’m gonna pretend Sheryl Crow never said that dumb thing about toilet paper. Which means you should forget what I just wrote to start off this post. Okay? Great. Now enjoy some crow.

I don’t get around to watching NBC’s The Office as much as I should, which is probably a bad thing because people keep telling me how brilliant this show is. Then again, people also keep telling me that Entourage is really great and I’m a sucker for not watching it, but I’m sorry, I just can’t stand Jeremy Piven, so no Entourage for me. The Office is another story. I’ve never seen the British original, and the US remake doesn’t do it for me, but I’ll be damn if I’m missing out, but in particular missing out on the wonders of actress Melora Hardin, who doesn’t seem to get nearly the attention her co-star Jenna Fischer does.

Our latest Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Tamara Sedmak, comes to us courtesy of German TV, where apparently looking and being built like Pamela Anderson is a major plus, because Tamara Sedmak, besides having a great name, looks fetching in that two-piece gold bikini. And did I mention that she looks a heck like Pam Anderson? Oh right, I did. Anyhoo. Here’s Tamara Sedmak in what I’m assuming is the German edition of Maxim Magazine. So remember, kids, the next time you’re in Germany, remember to always lock your door — and oh yeah, tune into German TV for Tamara Sedmak. She was in Maxim, doncha know, and boy does she ever fit right in!

Good God, what’s happened to Kelly Clarkson? Okay, so she’s always been a little big-boned, one of those girls with junk in the trunk. That was part of her charm. But damn, this is kinda overdoing the whole junk thing there, Kelly. If Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant in these pictures, then she’s really let herself go. Which isn’t such a bad thing, unless you were always a fan of hers, and really hates to see her spiral so hard from attractive pop star to chunky monkey. I mean, wow, what happened? She’s fully developed a second chin and those arms — wow, those arms are growing pretty big there, Kelly. Might want to skip those tripos to McDonalds every once in a while there, American Idol.

Dutch model wannabe Sylvia Geertsen lost on Holland’s version of Next Top Model to some girl named Sanne Nijhof, which is a shock if you’ve seen Sylvia Geertsen, because the girl is BAM! Super hot. And if you have never seen her, um, just scroll down and see her spread in FHM. What, you think I’m going to make a post on a hot model and not find pictures of her to post along with it? You must be on drugs — or stupid. But I digress. So if Sylvia Geertsen lost Next Top Model, you gotta figure that the girl who won, Sanne Nijhof, has to be pretty hot, too, if not hotter. Hmm, I gotta Google me some Sanne Nijhof… By the way, Sylvia Geertsen is apparently also a singer. If her song sounds as good as she looks…

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…

When this Saturday Night Live showed up, everyone was on the net looking for it, but they couldn’t find it because NBC was going around pulling the skit from sites like YouTube, etc. But here’s a copy of the skit that won’t be pulled, because it’s distributed by NBC itself via YouTube. It’s Justin Timberlake doing a “Dick in a Box” music video, complete with fake goatee and N’Sync-style dancing skills. I don’t know who the other guy with Timberlake is, but they’re pretty damn funny. And of course, the premise of the video is killer — don’t give your girlfriend something expensive for Christmas, just shove your junk into a box, wrap it, and let her open it. Sounds good to me!

Can you imagine what it’s like to be the kids of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline? In this corner, you have a drugged out, crazy as a fox for a mom, and in the other corner, you have a drugged out, broke as a homeless bum for a father. I mean, DAMN, who do you choose to go live with if you had a choice? Well nevermind that, because no one has a choice, with a recent ruling by a judge that Britney Spears is to turn over custody of her children 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James to Kevin Federline (or K-Fed as he likes to be called) until further notice. Oops, she shouldn’t have done it again. (Har har, you knew that was coming, right?) I guess all those testimony about Britney enjoying some nose candy really had an impact, after all. Remember, celebrities: Never, ever piss off your overweight bodyguards.

Could it be? Is God so kind that he would give us a sex tape of the one and only Miss Eva Longoria indulging in some amour with her new hubby Tony Parker? Okay, so I could do without Tony Parker being involved in the tape, but if it’s a tape involving two people having sex, I guess a guy had to be there, unfortunately. (Although it would be better if it was a girl…) Anyhoo. Rumors are circulating that the Desperate Housewives star has a sex tape, and that the tape is currently being hosted on paid sites, which means it may or may not be real, or the whole thing could be crap. This isn’t the first time Longoria was the subject of a rumored sex tape; last year one was supposed to have surfaced, but that proved false.

For great Italian cleavage, you can’t get any better than the one, the original, the great Monica Bellucci. The Italian sex bomb turned French citizen has never shied away from showing off that perfect rack of hers, and she’s not gonna start now. God bless her for that lack of inhibition because if this world needs something, it’s more super hot women without inhibitions who goes around wearing low-cut dresses to show off their God-given assets. Both of them. Anyhoo, enjoy some celebrity cleavage courtesy of “Tears of the Sun” and “Matrix” star Monica Bellucci. Ain’t she grand?

“Girls Next Door” Playboy babe Kendra Wilkinson is every rapper’s wet dream — she’s a super hot white chick with a killer body who has been in Playboy, has her own TV show, and best of all? She’s nuts about the rap game. (That’s what the kids are calling it, right?) She’s such a fan of the genre that she even showed up on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar, where wannabe celebrity rappers like that guy from Napoleon Dynamite who plays Pedro gets to rap. It’s like Dancing with the Stars, and just as pointless, but boy is it fun to watch celebrities make total jackasses of themselves. But Kendra Wilkinson didn’t do that, of course; it’s hard to make a jackass of yourself when you look this good, and Kendra Wilkinson definitely looks that good. Some pictures of her from the show and a video of her performance below.

Paula Santos is very Latin Flavorish, but I can’t tell you all that much about her. She’s a model and actress who has been in magazines like FHM (where these pictures are from), but I can’t tell you anything about her, except for this brief entry in IMDB.com, which lists her as playing a character called Carolina Calisto on a show called “Morangos Com Açúcar”. Apparently that show has been on forever, with 100 episodes or so to its credit, so I guess that means it’s pretty popular. Or it could be pretty crappy, like the Godawful Two and a Half Men, and people are only keeping it on the air because they don’t know any better. But nevermind all that. Paula Santos is hot.

When was the last time I took a stab at episodic crime TV? Oh, I don’t know, probably about the same time the Lance Henriksen show “Millennium” was on the air, around the late ’90s. It quickly got cancelled, alas, leaving me without my daily dose of Crime TV. Since then, I haven’t really gotten into these, “Serial Killer of the Week” shows like “Criminal Minds” from CBS. Having said that, I might just give Crime TV a second chance, what with the second coming of A.J. Cook on the show “Criminal Minds”, having had a crush on A.J. Cook since she survived Death (well, sort of) in “Final Destination 2″. I have to admit, her new blonde look is really growing on me. (Which reminds me, I really have to get that looked at…)

It’s just not fair, I’m telling you. Peyton Manning is a Superbowl champion quarterback, he’s won tons of MVP awards, not to mention every single other award that is given out to NFL athletes — and yeah, he even plays QB in the NFL, basically the ultimate boy fantasy. And on top of that? The guy can be funny, too. Check out this Saturday Night Live skit he did a while back. It’s a parody on those United Way commercials you see all the time, except the Peyton in this one is one mean bastard. He uses kids to pick up girls, gives them tattoos in the yard, and teaches them how to break into cars with a slim jim; you know, what OUR role models failed to teach us when we were growing up. Easily the funniest SNL skit by an athlete EVER.

Holy Mother of God. How does a woman give birth to a 17-pound baby? Very, very, VERY painfully! I kid, I kid. But seriously, folks, earlier this month a woman in Russia gave birth to a 17-pound baby boy named Nadezhda. The baby came in at 17-pounds and 1 ounce, and had to be delivered via Caesarean section, as if there was any doubt. But unless you think this is one of a kind, you’d be wrong; two years ago a Brazilian woman gave birth to her own 17-pound baby boy named Ademilton dos Santos. So basically, if these two ever came across one another they would have something in common. Can you imagine the conversations they would have? Or maybe they could just run into each other and explode. It could happen. Check out pictures of the giant babies below.