The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Our latest Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Tamara Sedmak, comes to us courtesy of German TV, where apparently looking and being built like Pamela Anderson is a major plus, because Tamara Sedmak, besides having a great name, looks fetching in that two-piece gold bikini. And did I mention that she looks a heck like Pam Anderson? Oh right, I did. Anyhoo. Here’s Tamara Sedmak in what I’m assuming is the German edition of Maxim Magazine. So remember, kids, the next time you’re in Germany, remember to always lock your door — and oh yeah, tune into German TV for Tamara Sedmak. She was in Maxim, doncha know, and boy does she ever fit right in!

Good God, what’s happened to Kelly Clarkson? Okay, so she’s always been a little big-boned, one of those girls with junk in the trunk. That was part of her charm. But damn, this is kinda overdoing the whole junk thing there, Kelly. If Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant in these pictures, then she’s really let herself go. Which isn’t such a bad thing, unless you were always a fan of hers, and really hates to see her spiral so hard from attractive pop star to chunky monkey. I mean, wow, what happened? She’s fully developed a second chin and those arms — wow, those arms are growing pretty big there, Kelly. Might want to skip those tripos to McDonalds every once in a while there, American Idol.

Dutch model wannabe Sylvia Geertsen lost on Holland’s version of Next Top Model to some girl named Sanne Nijhof, which is a shock if you’ve seen Sylvia Geertsen, because the girl is BAM! Super hot. And if you have never seen her, um, just scroll down and see her spread in FHM. What, you think I’m going to make a post on a hot model and not find pictures of her to post along with it? You must be on drugs — or stupid. But I digress. So if Sylvia Geertsen lost Next Top Model, you gotta figure that the girl who won, Sanne Nijhof, has to be pretty hot, too, if not hotter. Hmm, I gotta Google me some Sanne Nijhof… By the way, Sylvia Geertsen is apparently also a singer. If her song sounds as good as she looks…

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…

When this Saturday Night Live showed up, everyone was on the net looking for it, but they couldn’t find it because NBC was going around pulling the skit from sites like YouTube, etc. But here’s a copy of the skit that won’t be pulled, because it’s distributed by NBC itself via YouTube. It’s Justin Timberlake doing a “Dick in a Box” music video, complete with fake goatee and N’Sync-style dancing skills. I don’t know who the other guy with Timberlake is, but they’re pretty damn funny. And of course, the premise of the video is killer — don’t give your girlfriend something expensive for Christmas, just shove your junk into a box, wrap it, and let her open it. Sounds good to me!

Can you imagine what it’s like to be the kids of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline? In this corner, you have a drugged out, crazy as a fox for a mom, and in the other corner, you have a drugged out, broke as a homeless bum for a father. I mean, DAMN, who do you choose to go live with if you had a choice? Well nevermind that, because no one has a choice, with a recent ruling by a judge that Britney Spears is to turn over custody of her children 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James to Kevin Federline (or K-Fed as he likes to be called) until further notice. Oops, she shouldn’t have done it again. (Har har, you knew that was coming, right?) I guess all those testimony about Britney enjoying some nose candy really had an impact, after all. Remember, celebrities: Never, ever piss off your overweight bodyguards.

Could it be? Is God so kind that he would give us a sex tape of the one and only Miss Eva Longoria indulging in some amour with her new hubby Tony Parker? Okay, so I could do without Tony Parker being involved in the tape, but if it’s a tape involving two people having sex, I guess a guy had to be there, unfortunately. (Although it would be better if it was a girl…) Anyhoo. Rumors are circulating that the Desperate Housewives star has a sex tape, and that the tape is currently being hosted on paid sites, which means it may or may not be real, or the whole thing could be crap. This isn’t the first time Longoria was the subject of a rumored sex tape; last year one was supposed to have surfaced, but that proved false.

For great Italian cleavage, you can’t get any better than the one, the original, the great Monica Bellucci. The Italian sex bomb turned French citizen has never shied away from showing off that perfect rack of hers, and she’s not gonna start now. God bless her for that lack of inhibition because if this world needs something, it’s more super hot women without inhibitions who goes around wearing low-cut dresses to show off their God-given assets. Both of them. Anyhoo, enjoy some celebrity cleavage courtesy of “Tears of the Sun” and “Matrix” star Monica Bellucci. Ain’t she grand?

“Girls Next Door” Playboy babe Kendra Wilkinson is every rapper’s wet dream — she’s a super hot white chick with a killer body who has been in Playboy, has her own TV show, and best of all? She’s nuts about the rap game. (That’s what the kids are calling it, right?) She’s such a fan of the genre that she even showed up on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar, where wannabe celebrity rappers like that guy from Napoleon Dynamite who plays Pedro gets to rap. It’s like Dancing with the Stars, and just as pointless, but boy is it fun to watch celebrities make total jackasses of themselves. But Kendra Wilkinson didn’t do that, of course; it’s hard to make a jackass of yourself when you look this good, and Kendra Wilkinson definitely looks that good. Some pictures of her from the show and a video of her performance below.

Paula Santos is very Latin Flavorish, but I can’t tell you all that much about her. She’s a model and actress who has been in magazines like FHM (where these pictures are from), but I can’t tell you anything about her, except for this brief entry in IMDB.com, which lists her as playing a character called Carolina Calisto on a show called “Morangos Com Açúcar”. Apparently that show has been on forever, with 100 episodes or so to its credit, so I guess that means it’s pretty popular. Or it could be pretty crappy, like the Godawful Two and a Half Men, and people are only keeping it on the air because they don’t know any better. But nevermind all that. Paula Santos is hot.

When was the last time I took a stab at episodic crime TV? Oh, I don’t know, probably about the same time the Lance Henriksen show “Millennium” was on the air, around the late ’90s. It quickly got cancelled, alas, leaving me without my daily dose of Crime TV. Since then, I haven’t really gotten into these, “Serial Killer of the Week” shows like “Criminal Minds” from CBS. Having said that, I might just give Crime TV a second chance, what with the second coming of A.J. Cook on the show “Criminal Minds”, having had a crush on A.J. Cook since she survived Death (well, sort of) in “Final Destination 2″. I have to admit, her new blonde look is really growing on me. (Which reminds me, I really have to get that looked at…)

It’s just not fair, I’m telling you. Peyton Manning is a Superbowl champion quarterback, he’s won tons of MVP awards, not to mention every single other award that is given out to NFL athletes — and yeah, he even plays QB in the NFL, basically the ultimate boy fantasy. And on top of that? The guy can be funny, too. Check out this Saturday Night Live skit he did a while back. It’s a parody on those United Way commercials you see all the time, except the Peyton in this one is one mean bastard. He uses kids to pick up girls, gives them tattoos in the yard, and teaches them how to break into cars with a slim jim; you know, what OUR role models failed to teach us when we were growing up. Easily the funniest SNL skit by an athlete EVER.

Holy Mother of God. How does a woman give birth to a 17-pound baby? Very, very, VERY painfully! I kid, I kid. But seriously, folks, earlier this month a woman in Russia gave birth to a 17-pound baby boy named Nadezhda. The baby came in at 17-pounds and 1 ounce, and had to be delivered via Caesarean section, as if there was any doubt. But unless you think this is one of a kind, you’d be wrong; two years ago a Brazilian woman gave birth to her own 17-pound baby boy named Ademilton dos Santos. So basically, if these two ever came across one another they would have something in common. Can you imagine the conversations they would have? Or maybe they could just run into each other and explode. It could happen. Check out pictures of the giant babies below.

In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot electricity out of her hands. Or at least that’s what I heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, regardless of what character she’s playing on the show, it apparently involves Kristen Bell slipping on a two-piece bikini, do-me heels, and lounging around a swimming pool looking good. Man, I gotta start Tivo’ing Heroes Season 2 episodes…

People keep telling me that ABC’s Dancing with the Stars is a must-see show where celebrities try to dance but end up falling on their ass. I guess that’s pretty funny. In any case, Julianne Hough was one of the professional dancers on Season 4, and was one of the first ones to actually win the competition on her first try, along with pro athlete Apolo Anton Ohno. This year, Julianne’s got her work cut out for her, especially partnered up against Indianapolis 500 race car driver Helio Castroneves because, let’s face it, guys named Helio don’t dance. Then again, it’s not like I have been watching the show, so I don’t really know how they’re doing, but Julianne Hough is certainly babelicious.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Mafalda Teixeira, a model and actress who I found a listing for at IMDB.com, but nowhere else. Even the trusty Wikipedia doesn’t have an actual listing for her, which is lame and a tad little disconcerting, as anyone who isn’t listed on Wikipedia can’t possibly exist. Or if they exist, then they can’t be trusted, sort of like aliens who have come here to subjugate us by making us really horny and then refusing to touch us. Um, I mean, Mafalda Teixeira is really hot, and looks even better in a two-piece bikini. Here she is in a magazine that looks like Maxim but isn’t called Maxim. But they, who cares about the title, it’s all about the half-dressed girl.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Helena Paparizou, is a Greek singer who was born and raised in Sweden, and who won the wacky as heck Eurovision Song Contest in 2005 for her song “My Number One”, which is not to be confused with her other hit, “My Number Two”, which as you may recall, was about some, ahem, very unsavory bodily functions. Wait, no, it wasn’t. Um, what was I saying? Oh right. Helena Paparizou is quite the babe, and we won’t hold the fact that she actually participated in that awful Eurovision Song Contest against her because, let’s face it, if we didn’t all do something pretty awful in our life, life would just be so boring. (And no, I don’t know what I just said. Just go with it…)

Abigail Clancy, or Abbey Clancy to her friends and photographers (and people who send her money, which I’m guessing has to be a lot, since, you know, hot girls usually get sent money in the mail for absolutely no reason), is in the current November issue of FHM Magazine. The European version, of course, since the American versions of the magazine are now defunct, which is a crying shame, but hey, whatever, at least we still have the UK version. Abigail Clancy always looks good, and this latest appearance is no difference. The camera just loves the girl, what can you say?

I’m not really a fan of those car racing games, and in particular the ones where you get to modify cars and buy parts and all that “Fast and the Furious” junk. I actually like the movies, but the games are way too complicated. Then again, my idea of complicated is anything that requires me to have to do more than press “X” to drive. I’m lazy that way, so sue me. In any case, the latest game entry is “Juiced 2″, and the TV commercials features the gorgeous Ursula Mayes doing what she does best — look good in a skimpy outfit while cars drive dangerously close to her. Check it out.

I’m not really sure why there are suddenly so many bikini pictures of Heidi Montag, but I ain’t complain’, that’s for bloody damn sure. Here’s Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s faux “Reality” TV show The Hills, which is about rich California girls who lives up on hills and comes down to, like, go on dates and stuff. Um, yeah, as you’ll probably notice, I have never actually watched the show, but I sure don’t mind ogling the girls on it. Which makes me feel kind of guilty, actually. It’s like getting an A on a test even though you never took it. Which, by the way, is how I got through high school. Wink wink.