The Random Stuff of Interests Page

In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot electricity out of her hands. Or at least that’s what I heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, regardless of what character she’s playing on the show, it apparently involves Kristen Bell slipping on a two-piece bikini, do-me heels, and lounging around a swimming pool looking good. Man, I gotta start Tivo’ing Heroes Season 2 episodes…

People keep telling me that ABC’s Dancing with the Stars is a must-see show where celebrities try to dance but end up falling on their ass. I guess that’s pretty funny. In any case, Julianne Hough was one of the professional dancers on Season 4, and was one of the first ones to actually win the competition on her first try, along with pro athlete Apolo Anton Ohno. This year, Julianne’s got her work cut out for her, especially partnered up against Indianapolis 500 race car driver Helio Castroneves because, let’s face it, guys named Helio don’t dance. Then again, it’s not like I have been watching the show, so I don’t really know how they’re doing, but Julianne Hough is certainly babelicious.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Mafalda Teixeira, a model and actress who I found a listing for at IMDB.com, but nowhere else. Even the trusty Wikipedia doesn’t have an actual listing for her, which is lame and a tad little disconcerting, as anyone who isn’t listed on Wikipedia can’t possibly exist. Or if they exist, then they can’t be trusted, sort of like aliens who have come here to subjugate us by making us really horny and then refusing to touch us. Um, I mean, Mafalda Teixeira is really hot, and looks even better in a two-piece bikini. Here she is in a magazine that looks like Maxim but isn’t called Maxim. But they, who cares about the title, it’s all about the half-dressed girl.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Helena Paparizou, is a Greek singer who was born and raised in Sweden, and who won the wacky as heck Eurovision Song Contest in 2005 for her song “My Number One”, which is not to be confused with her other hit, “My Number Two”, which as you may recall, was about some, ahem, very unsavory bodily functions. Wait, no, it wasn’t. Um, what was I saying? Oh right. Helena Paparizou is quite the babe, and we won’t hold the fact that she actually participated in that awful Eurovision Song Contest against her because, let’s face it, if we didn’t all do something pretty awful in our life, life would just be so boring. (And no, I don’t know what I just said. Just go with it…)

Abigail Clancy, or Abbey Clancy to her friends and photographers (and people who send her money, which I’m guessing has to be a lot, since, you know, hot girls usually get sent money in the mail for absolutely no reason), is in the current November issue of FHM Magazine. The European version, of course, since the American versions of the magazine are now defunct, which is a crying shame, but hey, whatever, at least we still have the UK version. Abigail Clancy always looks good, and this latest appearance is no difference. The camera just loves the girl, what can you say?

I’m not really a fan of those car racing games, and in particular the ones where you get to modify cars and buy parts and all that “Fast and the Furious” junk. I actually like the movies, but the games are way too complicated. Then again, my idea of complicated is anything that requires me to have to do more than press “X” to drive. I’m lazy that way, so sue me. In any case, the latest game entry is “Juiced 2″, and the TV commercials features the gorgeous Ursula Mayes doing what she does best — look good in a skimpy outfit while cars drive dangerously close to her. Check it out.

I’m not really sure why there are suddenly so many bikini pictures of Heidi Montag, but I ain’t complain’, that’s for bloody damn sure. Here’s Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s faux “Reality” TV show The Hills, which is about rich California girls who lives up on hills and comes down to, like, go on dates and stuff. Um, yeah, as you’ll probably notice, I have never actually watched the show, but I sure don’t mind ogling the girls on it. Which makes me feel kind of guilty, actually. It’s like getting an A on a test even though you never took it. Which, by the way, is how I got through high school. Wink wink.

You know I love me my Michael Jackson Thriller parodies. Here’s one that was done using characters from that Godawful “Final Fantasy” animated movie that came out a few years ago that absolutely no one but me went to see because, frankly, I’m an idiot, and thought it might be good. This is actually a pretty good thriller routine, although it’s a little short at 90 seconds, and there’s no singing, only the instrumentals. Which I guess is kinda cool, too, although I would have liked to see something longer. I don’t know if someone did this on their computer or if the Final Fantasy people did it as a gag, but it still looks groovy.

Hugh Hefner, being the dirty old man that he is, doesn’t think it was enough that he had Pamela Anderson on his magazine like, a billion times, and that he had Denise Richards on his magazine, like, a couple of times — look, I’m just not good at math, let’s just say they HAVE been in Playboy before. But now Hugh wants not one, but both women to be on the magazine at the same time, sharing a spread and, ahem, one can only hope other things as well. And he’s willing to pony up $1 million dollars for the privilege of shooting two hot girls rubbing up against each other. Oh my! And according to this, the two women are actually considering it! Wow, if this actually came true, I might actually buy the magazine again instead of stealing my dad’s copy. Dad likes’em naked.

You know, this is kind of old news. Okay, it’s REALLY old news. As in, it happened on Wednesday, which is, like, nearly a decade ago or sumthin’. But anyways, I’m kind of bummed that gorgeous Josie Maran got dumped (i.e. eliminated) from the show Dancing with the Stars on Wednesday. I still don’t know what you actually win by winning that stupid show, but it just got dumber by eliminating Josie Maran. That basically means half of the male audience will leave with her. Or at least that’s my theory. I’ve been known to be wrong before, but not often. Head on below to see Josie’s first and only dance on the show. Screw’em if they can’t hold onto a hot woman.

Remember the day when Jennifer Lopez was THE Latina that every man lusted after and every woman wanted to have the caboose of? Well, she’s not that anymore, and if the sudden appearance of Jennifer Lopez everywhere is any indication (including this recent spread in Arena Magazine), it must be new album release time! Hey, that works for us, because it gives us this kind of kickin’ spread. Wait, do the kids still say “kickin’” to describe something cool? Did they ever? Ugh, my uncoolness sometimes pisses me off. Seriously, man, if I was any uncooler (is that even a word?), I’d kick my own ass and push me into the school locker. But I digress. Jennifer Lopez in Arena. Nice.

Holy crap. Look, kids, it’s bikini model Carol Grow! Remember when we last posted something on Carol Grow? It was ages ago. Years. I’m guessing maybe even decades. Yes, we posted something on Carol Grow even before the Internet was invented. We were THAT far ahead of our times. Man, when I think about how I chiseled her perfect bikini form on the cave while everyone was busy outside trying to invent that “wheel” thing (yeah, we all saw how well that worked out, chumps!), I have to smile. I knew Carol Grow was someone special. No one with that kind of killer bikini body could be ordinary. And now she’s back, kids, and it’s happy times again in the cave. And of course by “cave” I mean my basement.

Oh come on, you’ve been dying to see Miss Natalie Portman naked or nude or semi-nude ever since she slipped on those horrendous outfits for George Lucas and his silly “Star Wars” prequels. And now you’re going to get your chance — well, sort of. Yes, Natalie Portman IS very much nude in Wes Anderson’s “Hotel Chevalier”, but it’s done very tastefully, so no, they’re not going to be doing it doggy style for your enjoyment. Oh well. The film in question is a short film called “Hotel Chevalier”, which is part of Anderson’s feature film “The Darjeeling Limited”, or as IMDB.com describes it: “A short epilogue of one heartbreaking history of love and the prologue of the travel told in The Darjeeling Limited.” Basically, the short film where Natalie Portman gets naked. The whole thing can be downloaded, free of charge, on iTunes by clicking here.

Here’s the premise of the new show Moonlight: A vampire lands work as a private investigator and falls for a mortal woman. Okay, so he “lands work” as a PI? What does that mean? He’s a vampire, so I’m guessing he’s been around a long time, and he has to go around “landing” work? Can’t he do something more dignified? Anyways, I’m also guessing that the “mortal woman” he falls for is the lovely Sophia Myles, who has just been cast on the show to replace another girl whose name I don’t recall. The show stars Alex O’Loughlin as the vampire PI, Shannyn Sossamon as a sexy vampire (is there any other kind?), and Brian White as the token black guy. It looks like it has promise, but I dunno — a vampire who is also a private investigator? Didn’t they already do a show about that called Angel?

Who is Nikki Griffin, really? Well she’s an actress, and aside from that, all you really need to know is that the one is smoking hot, which is the entire purpose of this post. Simple, no? That’s how we like to roll around here. Nevermind all that substantial, deep thought, meaning of life crap. We’re concerned with hot women, and Nikki Griffin certainly qualifies. But hey, in case you wanted to know more about her, she hails from the great state of North Carolina and has appeared in “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” and the TV show “The OC”. In the future, you can see her in “Bar Starz”, “Deep in the Valley”, and “The Tribe”. And oh yeah, you’ve already seen her on the site before at movie premieres, but she just deserves a post of her own, don’t you agree?

So what the heck has Elisha Cuthbert been doing since she abandoned 24 for the movies? Well, there were a couple of major bombs like The Girl Next Door, House of Wax, and more recently, Captivity, which despite a ton of free publicity for its controversial advertising campaign and scenes, bombed harder than Martin Sheen at an NRA convention. But that won’t stop us from featuring the lovely Ms. Elisha Cuthbert in our Celebrity Cleavage column, because let’s face it, if the girl can do something right, it’s hypnotize with that rack. Here’s a very nice picture of Elisha showing off her greatest assets, and I’m not talking about her bad hair coloring.

What’s a Thursday without a completely gratuitous posting of the lovely and oh so sexy Nicole Scherzinger? Not a very good one, that’s for sure. Then again, a day with Nicole Scherzinger is just downright fantastic, so keeping to that completely gibberish last few sentences, here is your daily dose of Nicole Scherzinger fineness. Wait, is fineness a word? Well it is now, dammit, and that’s how we’re going to keep it. FYI: Although she looks like a tall glass of water, according to IMDB.com Nicole is only 5′5″, which is pretty surprising to me. I thought she would be, like, 5′9″ or six feet or something, but 5′5″???? Hmm, I can’t help but feel a little disappointed, but there’s nothing disappointing about these pictures.

The cover of this FHM issue, which features Aussie Tammin Sursok on the cover, promises, “Australia’s sexiest woman returns in her hottest ever shoot!” (Exclamation included by them, not me, in case you were wondering.) Now I don’t know how they could possibly justify that. Sure, Tammin Sursok is a smokin’ babe, but is she sexier than, say, Nicky Whelan, another Australian import? I don’t know, I have to go with Nicky, if just because that body is damn near perfect. But hey, that’s not to slight Tammin Sursok, who looks pretty damn good in a bikini in this issue of FHM. My only complaint? Tammin’s body is not nearly as tight as Nicky’s, which is just frakkin’ incredible.

Haven’t seen a whole lot of former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari ever since she left the show to give the movies a try. It looks like she’s still doing the movie thing, but I can’t say as if I’ve actually seen any of her movies, so I can’t really say if she’s taking on more than she can chew. I guess we’ll just have to see when one of her movies come on and we see if the little blonde lady can act as good as she looks. In the meantime, here’s Kristin Cavallari on the set of her new movie “Green Flash”, a volleyball movie starring former Baywatch cast-off David Charvet. In the film, Kristin plays Lana, who, we’re guessing, is a hot girl who does stuff like look hot and junk.

So I was going through my referral logs this morning and discovered that a ton of people were coming on the site searching for Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Camila Alves. So what’s going on? I wondered. A brief search of the net revealed this article from OK! Magazine: “While in Paris to shoot an ad for fashion label Dolce & Gabbana, Matthew McConaughey’s gal pal, Brazilian model Camilla Alves (sp?), was spotted wearing a particularly shiny ring on her left ring finger.” So there you go. Apparently everyone is abuzz about if-if not McConaughey has popped the question to Alves when the duo were in Paris over the weekend. If he did, he’s one lucky man. Now let’s find out what Matty boy is getting himself into. Hmm, that’s some nice trouble there, Camila!