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You know I love me my Michael Jackson Thriller parodies. Here’s one that was done using characters from that Godawful “Final Fantasy” animated movie that came out a few years ago that absolutely no one but me went to see because, frankly, I’m an idiot, and thought it might be good. This is actually a pretty good thriller routine, although it’s a little short at 90 seconds, and there’s no singing, only the instrumentals. Which I guess is kinda cool, too, although I would have liked to see something longer. I don’t know if someone did this on their computer or if the Final Fantasy people did it as a gag, but it still looks groovy.

Hugh Hefner, being the dirty old man that he is, doesn’t think it was enough that he had Pamela Anderson on his magazine like, a billion times, and that he had Denise Richards on his magazine, like, a couple of times — look, I’m just not good at math, let’s just say they HAVE been in Playboy before. But now Hugh wants not one, but both women to be on the magazine at the same time, sharing a spread and, ahem, one can only hope other things as well. And he’s willing to pony up $1 million dollars for the privilege of shooting two hot girls rubbing up against each other. Oh my! And according to this, the two women are actually considering it! Wow, if this actually came true, I might actually buy the magazine again instead of stealing my dad’s copy. Dad likes’em naked.

You know, this is kind of old news. Okay, it’s REALLY old news. As in, it happened on Wednesday, which is, like, nearly a decade ago or sumthin’. But anyways, I’m kind of bummed that gorgeous Josie Maran got dumped (i.e. eliminated) from the show Dancing with the Stars on Wednesday. I still don’t know what you actually win by winning that stupid show, but it just got dumber by eliminating Josie Maran. That basically means half of the male audience will leave with her. Or at least that’s my theory. I’ve been known to be wrong before, but not often. Head on below to see Josie’s first and only dance on the show. Screw’em if they can’t hold onto a hot woman.

Remember the day when Jennifer Lopez was THE Latina that every man lusted after and every woman wanted to have the caboose of? Well, she’s not that anymore, and if the sudden appearance of Jennifer Lopez everywhere is any indication (including this recent spread in Arena Magazine), it must be new album release time! Hey, that works for us, because it gives us this kind of kickin’ spread. Wait, do the kids still say “kickin’” to describe something cool? Did they ever? Ugh, my uncoolness sometimes pisses me off. Seriously, man, if I was any uncooler (is that even a word?), I’d kick my own ass and push me into the school locker. But I digress. Jennifer Lopez in Arena. Nice.

Holy crap. Look, kids, it’s bikini model Carol Grow! Remember when we last posted something on Carol Grow? It was ages ago. Years. I’m guessing maybe even decades. Yes, we posted something on Carol Grow even before the Internet was invented. We were THAT far ahead of our times. Man, when I think about how I chiseled her perfect bikini form on the cave while everyone was busy outside trying to invent that “wheel” thing (yeah, we all saw how well that worked out, chumps!), I have to smile. I knew Carol Grow was someone special. No one with that kind of killer bikini body could be ordinary. And now she’s back, kids, and it’s happy times again in the cave. And of course by “cave” I mean my basement.

Oh come on, you’ve been dying to see Miss Natalie Portman naked or nude or semi-nude ever since she slipped on those horrendous outfits for George Lucas and his silly “Star Wars” prequels. And now you’re going to get your chance — well, sort of. Yes, Natalie Portman IS very much nude in Wes Anderson’s “Hotel Chevalier”, but it’s done very tastefully, so no, they’re not going to be doing it doggy style for your enjoyment. Oh well. The film in question is a short film called “Hotel Chevalier”, which is part of Anderson’s feature film “The Darjeeling Limited”, or as IMDB.com describes it: “A short epilogue of one heartbreaking history of love and the prologue of the travel told in The Darjeeling Limited.” Basically, the short film where Natalie Portman gets naked. The whole thing can be downloaded, free of charge, on iTunes by clicking here.

Here’s the premise of the new show Moonlight: A vampire lands work as a private investigator and falls for a mortal woman. Okay, so he “lands work” as a PI? What does that mean? He’s a vampire, so I’m guessing he’s been around a long time, and he has to go around “landing” work? Can’t he do something more dignified? Anyways, I’m also guessing that the “mortal woman” he falls for is the lovely Sophia Myles, who has just been cast on the show to replace another girl whose name I don’t recall. The show stars Alex O’Loughlin as the vampire PI, Shannyn Sossamon as a sexy vampire (is there any other kind?), and Brian White as the token black guy. It looks like it has promise, but I dunno — a vampire who is also a private investigator? Didn’t they already do a show about that called Angel?

Who is Nikki Griffin, really? Well she’s an actress, and aside from that, all you really need to know is that the one is smoking hot, which is the entire purpose of this post. Simple, no? That’s how we like to roll around here. Nevermind all that substantial, deep thought, meaning of life crap. We’re concerned with hot women, and Nikki Griffin certainly qualifies. But hey, in case you wanted to know more about her, she hails from the great state of North Carolina and has appeared in “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” and the TV show “The OC”. In the future, you can see her in “Bar Starz”, “Deep in the Valley”, and “The Tribe”. And oh yeah, you’ve already seen her on the site before at movie premieres, but she just deserves a post of her own, don’t you agree?

So what the heck has Elisha Cuthbert been doing since she abandoned 24 for the movies? Well, there were a couple of major bombs like The Girl Next Door, House of Wax, and more recently, Captivity, which despite a ton of free publicity for its controversial advertising campaign and scenes, bombed harder than Martin Sheen at an NRA convention. But that won’t stop us from featuring the lovely Ms. Elisha Cuthbert in our Celebrity Cleavage column, because let’s face it, if the girl can do something right, it’s hypnotize with that rack. Here’s a very nice picture of Elisha showing off her greatest assets, and I’m not talking about her bad hair coloring.

What’s a Thursday without a completely gratuitous posting of the lovely and oh so sexy Nicole Scherzinger? Not a very good one, that’s for sure. Then again, a day with Nicole Scherzinger is just downright fantastic, so keeping to that completely gibberish last few sentences, here is your daily dose of Nicole Scherzinger fineness. Wait, is fineness a word? Well it is now, dammit, and that’s how we’re going to keep it. FYI: Although she looks like a tall glass of water, according to IMDB.com Nicole is only 5′5″, which is pretty surprising to me. I thought she would be, like, 5′9″ or six feet or something, but 5′5″???? Hmm, I can’t help but feel a little disappointed, but there’s nothing disappointing about these pictures.

The cover of this FHM issue, which features Aussie Tammin Sursok on the cover, promises, “Australia’s sexiest woman returns in her hottest ever shoot!” (Exclamation included by them, not me, in case you were wondering.) Now I don’t know how they could possibly justify that. Sure, Tammin Sursok is a smokin’ babe, but is she sexier than, say, Nicky Whelan, another Australian import? I don’t know, I have to go with Nicky, if just because that body is damn near perfect. But hey, that’s not to slight Tammin Sursok, who looks pretty damn good in a bikini in this issue of FHM. My only complaint? Tammin’s body is not nearly as tight as Nicky’s, which is just frakkin’ incredible.

Haven’t seen a whole lot of former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari ever since she left the show to give the movies a try. It looks like she’s still doing the movie thing, but I can’t say as if I’ve actually seen any of her movies, so I can’t really say if she’s taking on more than she can chew. I guess we’ll just have to see when one of her movies come on and we see if the little blonde lady can act as good as she looks. In the meantime, here’s Kristin Cavallari on the set of her new movie “Green Flash”, a volleyball movie starring former Baywatch cast-off David Charvet. In the film, Kristin plays Lana, who, we’re guessing, is a hot girl who does stuff like look hot and junk.

So I was going through my referral logs this morning and discovered that a ton of people were coming on the site searching for Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Camila Alves. So what’s going on? I wondered. A brief search of the net revealed this article from OK! Magazine: “While in Paris to shoot an ad for fashion label Dolce & Gabbana, Matthew McConaughey’s gal pal, Brazilian model Camilla Alves (sp?), was spotted wearing a particularly shiny ring on her left ring finger.” So there you go. Apparently everyone is abuzz about if-if not McConaughey has popped the question to Alves when the duo were in Paris over the weekend. If he did, he’s one lucky man. Now let’s find out what Matty boy is getting himself into. Hmm, that’s some nice trouble there, Camila!

NBC’s new action-adventure (and comedy, I might add) offering Chuck isn’t necessarily a bad show. I don’t think it’s really that great, but it sure has some great points about it, and one of them is, without a doubt, a certain blonde gorgeous bombshell named Yvonne Strahovski (Strzechowski) . In fact, Yvonne cuts such a stunning figure on the show that I wish NBC had given her the Bionic Woman TV series instead of this one. I wouldn’t mind seeing Yvonne leaping across rooftops or throwing guys around as the bionic woman. But hey, beggars can’t be choosers, and Yvonne is pretty good in Chuck, too. In fact, she’s the best thing about the show. Here are some images of Yvonne Strahovski (Strzechowski) as Sarah Walker from the Chuck pilot.

So there you are, hosting what I think is a TV game show LIVE on TV; someone calls in, and you go into your spiel, asking questions, and suddenly, without warning — SPLASH!!! A stream of vomit flies from your mouth. I mean, damn, you don’t even see it coming! One second she’s standing there all giggly and girly and hot and the next second the poor girl is throwing up like Linda Blaire in the Exorcist. It’s unreal, surreal, and downright funny. The girl’s name is Eva Nazemson, and she blames the bout of vomit on “menstrual pain”. Clean up in the studio! But anyways, you gotta admire the girl. As soon as she finished vomiting, she hopped right back up and went right back to work like nothing had happened. What a host!

Carol Gracias may not sound like the name of an Indian babe, but Carol Gracias is indeed Indian. Or at least, she’s of Indian heritage, and according to Wikipedia, she is a past winner of the coveted India’s L’Oreal/Elite “Look of the year” title, and is presently very prominent on the ramp circuit. Now I don’t know what the “ramp circuit” is, but I’m guessing it involves ramps and, erm, lots of circuits. You know, like the kind people pt into phones and electronics and whatnot. Now I don’t know what it is that Carol Gracias and her fantastic lingerie body would be doing at such places, but as long as she brings along copies of her appearance in Maxim Magazine, I’m sure no one will mind.

Apparently getting letting the whole wide world and alien son Mars see her hoo-ha when she snapped naked pictures of herself and sent them to boyfriend Zac Efron hasn’t deterred Disney product Vanessa Hudgens from “empowering” herself with a risque spread in a men’s magazines. Hudgens recently told a mag about a possible appearance in one of the many men’s magazines out there (we’re guessing she’s talking about Maxim, Stuff, etc): “I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are comfortable in our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not Playboy.” I totally agree with you, Vanessa, and look forward to seeing your empowering half-naked self in Maxim, or Stuff, or FHM…

Say hello to Italian actress and former beauty queen Anna Valle, who is as spicy as they come, and then some. How many former beauty queens turned successful actress can you name? I can put them all on one hand. Now you can add Anna Valle to that list. The former Miss Italian 1995 has starred in shows like “Commesse”, “Per amore”, and “Papa Giovanni”. Nowadays you can catch her on the mini-series “Era mio fratello” and the movie “Carnera: The Walking Mountain”, which I believe is about a mountain name Carnera that can, um, walk. Or maybe not.

Bar none, Lauren Conrad is the hottest thing on MTV’s The Hills TV series. I don’t know if that entire show is fake from top to bottom, but when they have girls like Lauren Conrad running around in bikinis and very little on, do you really care? I know I don’t! (Mind you, not that I actually watch the show or anything, being all man and all. Ahem.) But I digress. Here’s Lauren Conrad making a brief appearance in the October edition of Maxim Magazine. There’s just one picture, much to my chagrin, but are you really going to be complaining? (Okay, yes, you can complain, because it’s not super Maxim quality stuff, but it’s a start, right? Now if they’ll only talk her into a bikini and some sexy lingerie…)

With a name like Bianca Kajlich, you expect to hear that she’s from Romania or Russia or one of those former Eastern Bloc countries. But nope. Although Bianca Kajlich is indeed of Czechoslovakian and Italian ancestry, she’s all American, baby, and she’s one of the stars of CBS’s Rules of Engagement, which is a great show with a great cast in case you haven’t seen it yet. She’s also married to some soccer player, finally proving, once and for all, that being a soccer player in America doesn’t necessary mean you suck donkey balls. But wait, where was I? Oh right, Bianca Kajlich is really hot, and you should watch her on TV, or in one of her movies. Love the Eastern European look, fo sure.